UC Davis School of Medicine Class of 2013 Mirth Control Skit - BRS

Mirth Control - the annual competition between classes at the UCD SOM / Faculty Roast

Lyrics:
B. R. S!
BRS!
To the garbage with the rest!
Youre the very best review book of them all!
Bullet points!
Single spaced!
Put a smile on my face
Graphs and tables aid my learning
Practice questions I am yearning!!
Dr. Payne, Cala too
Taught us physio, its true!
But even Frank and Starling must agree
That if you want to pass
Get off your sorry ass
And read some B. R. S.!!!!!
GFR
Oh my dear
This is miserably unclear
I dont understand a lick of what Ive read!
Acidbase!
In my face!
And theres really no escape
I have got to learn this somehow but Im feeling kind of dumb now
Have no fear
My dear friends
For the pain is gonna end
Heres a bible written just for you
My god, its all so clear!
We thought the end was near
But now were gonna
pass!
Well, thats great for physio, but what about all the other classes?
Oh, theres books for those too, Katie!
Really?
Really.
Just look here!
Embryo! When youve really got to know
If the fetus is developing with joy. Katie: Biochem, what is this?
Gluconeogenesis!
Turning lactate into glucose in the absence of some fructose!
We are saved!
Happy day!
Our careers are aokay!
This is truly a monumental book!
Just skip the one for path
Cause, trust me, Goljans best
Then give us B R S!!
How am I supposed to pay for these books with all the tuition hikes?
Well, Katie, Ive got just the thing for you!
If youre broke
Thats okay!
Cause todays your special day
Ten percent
off at the bookstore with ID
Venous pulse!
EKG!
Aint got nothing much on me
Cause I got my BRS and I am ready for the test!
We were scared
Yes, indeed
Of the USMLE
Now we truly own our destiny
Yes, if you want to pass
Get off your sorry ass!
And read some B. R. S.!!!
BRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• BRS
• be our guest
• beauty and the beast
• Class of 2013
• UC Davis School of Medicine
• spoof
• skit
• music video
• musical
• singing
• dancing
• med school
• funny

[OMGWTFTra]

Very cute Video.... so who wants to be my Doc???

[zivarik]

Awesome video!