Pau, Phil Is Your Father

www.ryanparkersongs.com

There was a man, there was a man who once played for the Knicks,
His name was Phil and he was built much like a stick,
He had some skill so just like Wilt it was hard to abstain,
For very long so here's a song about one night in Spain,

Phil went abroad on a vacation in '79,
It was a year when his career was on the decline,
He met a fine senorita who answered his call,
And it was there where he conceived Pau Gasol,

It's not like Opie is to Andy, more like Luke is to Vader,
Phil and Pau were reunited when his boy became a Laker,
Some ignore the close resemblence looking over the real story,
How a father and a son will return the Lakers glory,
So like Kobe is to Joe and like Luke is to Bill,
That's why Pau is so special to his coach/daddy Phil,
Now it's time to go Maury, here's the reason they should bother,
Cause the DNA's been tested, Pau, and Phil is your father,

There was a man, there was a man who once coached for the Bulls,
While far away he had a son developing tools,
He had the seed and it would lead him to the NBA,
Where he would stay til he'd play for his father one day,

He had the build, he had the Zen, the beard and the hair,
He had the skill thanks to Phil and his one night affair,
He came to save L.A. from their injury,
They call him Pau, but now Phil can say little P,

It's not like Opie is to Andy, more like Luke is to Vader,
Phil and Pau were reunited when his boy became a Laker,
Some ignore the close resemblence looking over the real story,
How a father and a son will return the Lakers glory,
So like Kobe is to Joe and like Luke is to Bill,
That's why Pau is so special to his coach/daddy Phil,
Now it's time to go Maury, here's the reason they should bother,
Cause the DNA's been tested, Pau, and Phil is your father

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• los
• angeles
• lakers
• phil
• jackson
• pau
• gasol
• kobe
• bryant

[beamerball666]

Wow this is funny now wouldn't it really be funny if they did D.N.A testing&they were a match?

[Crackalafagus]

hahahaha omg, brilliant, hilarious !

[calmcf1a]

my 2nd fave RPS... but wtf is 'Misremember'???? inbox me!! plz

[AestheticFlavor]

Please, RPS, deliver us a song about the fraud, that is LeBron James!

[DeathToYourEnemies]

Lakers FTW. KOBE IS THE GOAT.

Eat it Lebrick.

[EduSanjuan777]

They sure do look alike, even share a similar look(it looks that pau loves the seventies look), but pau is quite bigger than phil was, and has some athleticism to go with the skills. Good song.

[xXxStarkzxXx]

holy fucking shit this song is awesome go lakers

[KrfNYC2]

I love your songs. I don't know why I stopped bothering to listen to them. I should catch up.

[tohearnnr]

I cant believe you did like 5 videos on new years day

[ph1nman]

love the video ryan. can't wait to see your new stuff