Chris Morris Bites Back
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oh la dee da
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me three
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@MidiMurderer ME TOO.
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@gwilym94 Brass Eye.
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Where is this from?
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Me too. People usually react as though slapped.
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So do I
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My boyfriend said this to me on our first date. I laughed, and waited until he was explaining his latest commission and that it was proving to be shittily negotiated and unrewarding. I let him stop with nothing more to say and, as he was taking a sip of wine, said 'you'd make more money sitting outside a tube station with your hat on the ground, even if you were twice as ugly as you are which is very ugly indeed'. The wine came out through his nose and we're now engaged. Thanks Chris.
ursie1986 2 months ago 15
@ursie1986 It'll never last.
HitMeQuick 1 month ago 3