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Uploaded by on May 11, 2006

Parody of those church commercials using real Bible quotes, kids!

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  • Hebrews 13:2

  • No Respect did you lose your bible.

  • if a creationist tells u well don't look at the old testament that's old agree and tell them stop hating gay n abortion n other dumb issues and focus on the new testament then of helping people and the real issues...also point out that gods word isnt always perfect

  • To keep His people, the physical nation of Israel, pure and strong, God forbade an illegitimate child from holding a public office. This may have included other reasons, but generally referred to offspring from any of the prohibited marriages mentioned in Leviticus 18 and 20.

    We should keep in mind that Old Testament Israel was an unconverted, carnal people whose interests were purely physical. Today, however, God is building a spiritual Family (I Pet. 2:5, 9) rather than a physical one.

  • I agree! I'm marking this down as one of the most amusing quotes from the bible.

  • The one from Deuteronomy 25 has always been a favorite.  It's a white trash fight straight out of Jerry Springer, right there in the Law. Awesome.

  • Cool ^-^

  • Who knew?

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