My Embarrassing Brain
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lol i remeber wen i ran up to and little kid wich i thought was my niece an i said to her hi maylinn the little girl kicked me in my vagina and i screemed i hate her i said to the little girls mother and she said oh its natural i said your chid is the devil is that stupid or what wright back if you had a moment like that i hate moments like that and i just subcribed you 20 mins ago kk
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wonder what's her favorite color
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'extract myself from this clusterfuck' hahahah lulcatz.
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i got an award at my middle school's award ceremony, which i was not expecting, because they hadn't told any of us what we were getting beforehand. so i walk from the back of the gym to the front to get the award and when i tried to go back to my seat, i didn't know whether to go down the middle or outside of my section. i sort of paced, changing directions a few times, then decided to go down the outside, and the whole auditorium full of students and parents laughed.
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so Im gay and i was at a mormon family reunion and sense they are mormon there was like 200 people and there was a teen group so I was hanging out with them and it was silent and my phone starts screaming the paparazzi sound by lady gaga. I was so scared they were gonna go into a mormon fit
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mine is so similar to yours. i was at the skating rink and i was waiting for my urse right behind th door and this lady walks in and was like OMG whats up then pinches my butt and i was so shocked so i watched her walk around the counter and she put her head in her hand and i read her lips and she said, omg i just pinched a little girls butt and i don't even know who that is i thought it was someone else.
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sooo much like jenna marbles XD
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omfg where are your sheets from?!?!?! the whiteish ones with the flowers their freaking adorable!!!
I Got Off The Bus And I Thought I Saw My Moms Car Waiting For Me At The Corner.. I Walked Over And Opened The Car Door.. Omg It Wasnt My Moms Car,
Some Old Lady Was Screaming And Hitting Me With Her Purse Because I Was Trying To Sit In Her Passanger Seat. :l
sunnydelaaaney 1 month ago 54
Once I was in my own house, and I spent 5 minutes looking for my own bathroom. Then I cried.
TheHiMonster001 3 weeks ago 45