APUSH Puritan Song

AHHH!! I FORGOT KAT IN THE CREDITS!!! SORRY KAT!

Kat starring as John Smith


Once upon a time there was a land
And it was full of Puritans
Christians with names like Matthew John and Paul
A city on a hill never thought it would fall

Puritans oh puritans, you're so sexy you kill Indians
You wanted to start a colony but instead you insured that no one was free

No one was free, nobody
No one was free, nobody

You hated all the blacks and all the jews
You only talked to people who sat in pews
Massachusetts was the land in which you called dibs
Oppressing all the women and beating the kids

Puritans oh puritans, you're so sexy you kill Indians
You wanted to start a colony but instead you insured that no one was free

No one was free, nobody
No one was free, nobody

You always dressed up to par
WIth your bibles and your bonnets and your flagellate scars
Britain kicked you out of town
You're lucky you look foxy when you frown (John Winthrop)

Puritans oh puritans, you're so sexy you kill Indians
You wanted to start a colony but instead you insured that no one was free

No one was free, nobody
No one was free, nobody

Opechancanough
Opechancanough
Opechancanough
Opechanachanacachanacanough

Puritans oh puritans, you're so sexy you kill Indians
You wanted to start a colony but instead you insured that no one was free

No one was free, nobody
No one was free, nobody

Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Hooker.

Special thanks to Caitie and Tanya

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• john
• winthrop
• ukulele
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[paulblak385]

don't you know that the puritans beliefs paved the way for American Constitutional democracy

[paulblak385]

toatally cruel

and a bit racists

[holden666caulfield]

i have to say... this is still the most incredible thing ever.

[Rask0lnikov19]

are you serious? Who bashes puritans?

[lovewithoutborders]

i love the bloopers....

"leonardo dicaprio is sooo attractive... i just hate his hideous hawaiian print shirt..."

[lovewithoutborders]

YES! i love this so much...i cant believe you cut out the part about my sandwich... bitch

i love you.

<3,

ari

[caitiekay93]

woops....

[caitiekay93]

hahaha suran...

[caitiekay93]

hahahah oh suran...

[123jackie00]

HAHAHAHAHAH

omg i love u guysss

-jackie