Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie (now w/ Lyrics!)

from the x-mas tales from the crypt album, merry crypt-mas to all, and to all a good fright

Lyrics!

Deck the halls with parts of Charlie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Make the Yule time gross and gnarly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Stockings stuffed with ears and fingers
Fa la la la la la la la la
Chopped from all those caroling singers
Fa la la la la la la la la

Drape the hearth with chunks of Barnie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Bits of Bruce and hunks of Arnie
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hang the crypt with spleens and kidneys
Fa la la la la la la la la
Use Ramone's and then use Sidney's
Fa la la la la la la la la

Raise the tree and bring the ladder
Fa la la la la la la la la
Top it off with Gills gall bladder
Fa la la la la la la la la
Grinning skulls in festive poses
Fa la la la la la la la la
Strings of toes and nipped off noses
Fa la la la la la la la la

Who needs mistletoe and holly?
Fa la la la la la la la la
When we can just dismember Wally
Fa la la la la la la la la
Have the whole place decorated
Fa la la la la la la la la
With the parts we've amputated
Fa la la la la la la la la
(Maniacal laughter)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• tales from the crypt
• x-mas

[negativegrr]

Im editing the description and putting the lyrics in there!

[negativegrr]

first comment, lol!

[lordkandar]

Best WTF CD ever.

[Madhatter1903]

@TherealRNO If anything his voice bears some resemblance to dan castilla

[TherealRNO]

@Rockabillaty: John Kassir (Cryptkeeper) sounds NOTHING like Tom Kenny (SpongeBULBIOUS idiot). The Crypt is far more entertaining, even if the party is a little dead.

[lilmissmorbid89]

Time to listen to it on youtube till we can find the cd... Thank you for the post lol

[vaunmrc]

lol>> Thank you! ha... this songs great! This is what christmas is about alrite. ha... too great.. merry cryptmas everyone.! (maniacal laughter)

[nextinvalhalla08]

love it im going to memorise it and take my bro caroling singing this

[drube77]

not remotely

[Rockabillaty]

oh my it sounds like spongebob O.o

[VampyricTenderness]

i love this song for 3 reasons-

1:its funny

2:it brings out my psychoticly evil side.

3:it totally suits this season we call christmas or shall i say-crypt-mas XD