Learn to speak Scottish with Kermit The Frog. Lesson #3

Useful phrases as demonstrated by everyone's favourite sock puppet. Heavily indebted to the re-dubbed pasta sauce adverts, but hey at least I'm owning up to that.

In this lesson, a vital expression that can be used to convey disdain, express contempt or to liven up a dull dinner party. "Aye....yur maw" is appropriate to any social gathering where you need to demonstrate your wit and verbal superiority. Kermit has also added the supplementary phrase "smell yur maw!" careful practice is required in order to use this appendix to the basic phrase in order to create an impression of erudition and sophistication.

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• scottish
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• mum
• pish
• christmas

[Gowire]

A disgusting abuse of Kermit.

[tigertraxx2002]

awa an tak yer pus fir a shite, ir smell ye mau

[TheLennypops]

@louloubieberful its a highland twang yer hearing

[TheLennypops]

@DarthScosha hahah i stay west lothian now and they all say YER MAW YER PAW hahahha

[DarthScosha]

@TheLennypops Dont forget East Ayrshire, well i guess that is central, but i just wanted to say my home lol

[missellbelle]

You NEED to make more of these videos, my friend from Scotland almost pished herself watching this

[TheLennypops]

hahah so funny, im from north scotland now in central and you sound exactly like the accent up in alness nr inverness....altho to be honest only glasgow and central areas say YOUR MAW so yeah accent misplaced but still funny xx

[louloubieberful]

im scottish n tht accent is shite! bt the "Smell yer maw" bit wiz funny lol xD!! bt fucking crap accent hen :/

[3darkn1t]

epic fail accent

[JamesColvin100]

crap!!!!!!!!!!11