Wevie Stonder - Stitchin'

We made love like two fat gay men on boxing day
We made love like two blind people in a minefield
We made love as if we were dying
We made love & lost our bodies
We made love like bears in the hunting season
Like ducks in the mating season
Appearing in the strangest places
Nowhere near the water

We made love like tramps in cardboard city
We kissed like 3 year olds in kindergarten
We fucked like neo-nazis on speed
We touched like teenagers in a hospice
We clung to each other like two bomb disposal officers who just cut the blue instead of red

We made love like our parents were away for the evening
We desecrated an unknown grave at dusk with our lust
At the back of the church, the altar didn't falter

We made love & locked together like dogs' hind legs
Entwined
We made love like midgets in the circus ring
The fat lady & the fat man never knew
We made love like snapped electrical cables getting ever nearer to the water
We made love like two swimmers in a storm in the pool above which these cables had just snapped
We made love
...Nothing special

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.

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Music

Tags:

• ridiculous

[dubaimisfit]

This is the best love song lyrics I have ever heard.

[fartatofarta]

might have sex to this song. debating it.

[avanzatotrxx]

Thanks for putting this up.

I'm gonna post some of his "irregular" album tracks as soon as I get my ass in gear.

*sings* "We made love like our parents were away for the evening"

Haha! Quality!