The Horny Dad Lullaby

Happy Father's Day!

I never sang this lullabuy to my own kids, but I'd be lying if I told you it didn't decribe some of the feelings I had when I was trying to get one of my boys to fall asleep.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Father's
• Day
• horny
• Dad
• lullaby
• baby
• parody
• song
• sex
• marriage
• fatherhood
• MoLewis57

[susanss]

:) you're pretty good at comedic lyric writing ... I kept picturing this song coming up for scene with Will Ferrell :)!

[MoLewis57]

Thanks. That kind of stuff has always come pretty easily to me. I just never had an outlet for it until YouTube a came along. I'd love to write for somebody like Will Ferrell ( or for The Simpsons or Family Guy ), but I'm much too practical for that. The fact is, I can make more money as an anonymous computer programmer ( which is what I am now ) than 99.9% of comedy writers. My mortgage won't be paid off until 2018, so at least until then I'll be Mr. Practical.

[fayfayolay]

What you sing is soooo true!! I hope everyone got to bed that night on time and got what they needed ... sleep or no sleep??!?!! We have 3 and I use to speed rock some nights!!

[MoLewis57]

I'm amazes me that people can even find the time to conceive a 3rd child, let alone 7 or 8.

[kinglou1985]

Hahaha that is hilarious. has to be one of the best songs i've heard this year. bravo sir bravo and happy belated fathers day i guess.

[MoLewis57]

Thanks. Not to sound too much like Amazon-dot-com, but if you liked that vid, you'll probably also like my "Man Crush" video. It uses illustrations and puppets to talk about the "joy" of conceiving a baby.

[flautist02]

what did you say? "and when mommy sleeps the ___ she's in no mood to screw?"

[pesosgirl]

Moms sing a version too! It's starts with benadryl and ends Mommy and Daddy getting some.

[WWOLFwts]

Oh my god dude, I can't beleive how badly I laughed at that. I literally spit Coka-Cola all over myself! I think that was hilarious... Sing more lullabyes - even if you do it improv, I think that was absolutely hilarious!!!!

-WWOLF

[munchkinhugs]

Oh dear! "because mommy's giving daddy that special look tonight"

Gosh, this is funny!

[angelfun25]

hey i think you should add a backing track to make it sound better

[LuvableBaka]

LOL.

Poor new daddies. :P

[d0th4cker]

absolutely amazing

[bimboblacky]

I really appreciate a Christian brother who has the courage 2 tell it like it is!!! (okay, sing it like it is) Your voice is not 1/2 bad, BTW. Yes, children R a blessing, but MAY B not as MUCH of a blessing the first year or 2. ;)