I Thought I Knew Ya - Facebook - Lamby's parody of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen,Ottawa

Need a laugh? Here are a few verses that Leonard missed in his version.

I Thought I Knew Ya (don't write me on Facebook)
They say there was a Cohen song
That everybody and their dog
Sang until the music ate right through ya
It goes like this
And sings like that
I tawt I taw a puddy tat
If you don't really care for it, then screw ya?

I thought I knew ya, I though I knew ya
I thought I knew ya - I thought I knew ya

You saw her picture on Facebook
You know it's wrong but you had to look
Her profile read like someone who once knew ya
She asked you to become a friend
You wrote her back now once again
The dribble that she sends is boring to ya

Baby I have been here before
Social media's a bore
I used to have a life before I knew ya.
I've seen your wall and read your post
Don't care if you eat jam on toast
Or if you cat seems to be talking to ya.

I thought I knew ya, I though I knew ya
I thought I knew ya - I thought I knew ya

There was a time I use to care
How many friends I had on there
How many can you have that really know ya?
A friend is just a number now
Can wear them like you wear a crown
I guess I'm just a jaded freakin moo ya

This songs an ear worm - ya that's true
You hear it once and then your screwed
No matter how you try you can't unhear it
It's in your mind and wears you down
Even Cohen can't bear to hear the sound
Although his banker's singing Hallelujah

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