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Uploaded on Apr 29, 2008

Cobbled together video for another HMHB classic.

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  • Will Millinship

    Will Millinship 2 years ago

    For many years I have wandered the earth aimlessly, cursing my luck, my middle class background and my ability to wind up those around me whose views don't sit easy with my puritan upbringing. This video has somehow given me renewed vigour for life, a new outlook as it were. With God as my witness, I swear to you, Youtube, I shall go to a game of cricket and call an umpire "the bastard in the hat". If you're lucky, I may film it and upload it.

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  • STUARTSt321

    STUARTSt321 2 years ago

    Sadly, I fear the way cricket's gone in the last few years, that calling the umpire a bastard is quite commonplace now.

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  • cheekymonkey1979

    cheekymonkey1979 3 years ago

    Stuart. Thank you for the cheeky glipse of H from Steps. That made my day. My favorite gay 90's pop figure named after a class A drug.

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    STUARTSt321 3 years ago

    Are there any other gay 90's pop figures named after class A drugs?

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  • dickyjuan

    dickyjuan 4 years ago

    brilliant. not sure why you've got nico not zico. love the pleat + prostitute. made a blade chuckle!

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  • STUARTSt321

    STUARTSt321 4 years ago

    Cheers. I like putting in wrong pictures to make it look like I've misheard the lyrics. I do it in all my vids (Irk The Purists is the biggest offender.) It's what passes for humour with me I'm afraid.

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  • ashtree50

    ashtree50 3 years ago

    G is for the gnarled face of a man on £90,000 a week who thinks he should have had a Throw-In

    Can anyone think of a better description of the hell football has fallen into?

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  • TheAndymc11

    TheAndymc11 1 month ago

    You never hear a cricket crowd singing who's the bastard hat to be fair

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  • Jessthetrucker1

    Jessthetrucker1 1 month ago

    Bloody Hell,Romeo Zondervan! Asa diehard Town fan,I really hoped we'd seen the last of him............

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  • Nampara Brewery

    Nampara Brewery 5 months ago

    ummm but hell was'nt it good...

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  • Dominic Johnson

    Dominic Johnson 7 months ago

    love this video. nice intro with the advert

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  • SongBillong

    SongBillong 10 months ago

    I live in Yate!

    This is brilliant by the way :)

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  • Craig Franklin

    Craig Franklin 11 months ago

    I worked at Butlins Bognor regis early 96 as a bar man. I managed to get out of K (hell) block in with mates up on posh area. 'H' was our neighbour and he used to moan at our partys which we mostly appeased and quietened down till one drunken night I told him to go fuck himself. The little twerp went and complained. He can't have got any cock fun that night!

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  • David Brown

    David Brown 1 year ago

    K is for the kissing of the badge.

    You a Leeds fan by any chance?

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  • edmund184

    edmund184 1 year ago

    These people deserve the own comdey series.

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  • StuartMay1987

    StuartMay1987 1 year ago

    An afternoon with your wife mate

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