Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.

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[arandajose20]

facebook masterbaters lol

[cyborgtroy]

I wish I had a stoner friend named Leo.

[h0rnd0917]

Is chelsea clinton on facebook? I might vote Hillary if she is

[Michylikespie]

You guys laugh at the facebook masterbators because you know it's true

[ShaithMaster]

Argh one of my ex-friends from high school was a Wes Anderson dipshit, I hate those smug, satchel wearing, smartcar-driving, assholes.

[awnawwww]

I love how the onion always makes sense in the weirdest way..

[undertyped1]

facebook masturbators... oh wait, thats the first and second comment

[Puglous]

Wow, there are a lot of necktie Asians living above frozen yogurt shops!

[bmacdonald1000]

@arandajose20 I myself being a frequent face book masturbater also take offense to you spelling the word incorrectly in a youtube comments section where one should be consantly critiqued for their spelling due to the worldwide implications of what is said here

[deezeemb]

@arandajose20 "Masterbater" is not a word! Nor is "masterbate" or "masterbateion"!!!

[NobleExecutor]

@arandajose20 It's "masturbate". Learn to spell, dipshit.