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TheAntiTerrorist on Global Warming Part 1-3

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Growing concern, or Going Concern?

Picture the scene: You've left the house, forgetting you've only got five units of credit in the carbon bank (owned by the Rothschild family, coincidentally) which is communicating with the RFID chip in your right hand—the one you queued up to get inserted back in 2010, remember? It's a good thirty-minute ride back home where your Family Carbon Credit Charger™ is situated, and you know that once your five remaining Carbon Credits® run out, you're going to light up like a Christmas tree on the Carbon Debtor Detector Unit™ within one of the hundreds of Carbon Police vehicles patrolling the city.

You begin to take shallower breaths and hold them for longer. You're getting a little dizzy but you know that if you can make it to the Pay As You Breathe® City Carbon Credit Top Up Unit a couple of streets away, you'll be just fine. The Pay As You Breathe® rate is three times higher than the direct debit rate, of course, and you resent having to pay that much for something that was free only two years ago, but thinking about that upsets you, and getting agitated is only going to have you breathing harder, so you push it to the back of your mind and pick up the pace in order to get there before your remaining three credits run out. You can just about make out the City Carbon Credit Charger™ in the distance, despite the fact your vision is now beginning to blur due to lack of oxygen. You make it with half a Carbon Credit Unit® to spare and let out a huge sigh of relief, which, of course, uses up the rest of your credit. You then spot a passing Carbon Police patrol car as it turns on its light-bar and does a screeching u-turn in the middle of peak traffic. You touch your right hand to the receptor pad on the City Carbon Credit Top Up Unit® but instead of charging your credit, it flashes a message advising you to remain where you are and await assistance. Sure enough, the patrol car stops right alongside you and a Carbon Revenue Collection Agent steps out and approaches. "Afternoon, sir, I see you've just run out of carbon credit. Please pop your hand on the unit there, charge up and I'll pretend I didn't see it this time. After all, we're not monsters, you know."

You've seen that seemingly compassionate smile before, when your friend Bob was in the same position last week. And you remember the multiple tasering he got when it was revealed that he'd had his chip deactivated by a back street mobile phone vendor.

You hold your breath and nod emphatically while rubbing at the receptor pad like your life depends on it. The resulting high-pitched beeps arouse the agent's suspicion and he scans your hand with his Citizenwatch 5000™, to discover that you have several outstanding parking tickets and your credit has been suspended. "I'm afraid you're going to have to accompany me to the station, sir. Do you have anyone we can inform of your incarceration?"

You wish you'd stayed at home and paid those bloody tickets, instead of demanding proof of claim that the tickets actually applied to you, a non-'person', living man-on-the-land, but all of that is forgotten as you slowly lose consciousness whilst hyperventilating in the back of the Police car. Just before you pass out, you hear, "Sir, you are now in contravention of the Exhalation Act 2011. You have the right to remain silent..."

Bearing in mind that we humans exhale carbon dioxide at a rate of 450ml per minute, and we're supposed to be cutting down our output to save the planet, it stands to reason that the carbon tax should be extended to breathing, surely. Or at least it stands to reason as a politician might see it.
-Excerpted from TheAntiTerrorist Handbook

Next Decade 'may see no warming':
http://tinyurl.com/5fpcup
World leaders need to remain alert to latest scientific thought on climate change:
http://tinyurl.com/yln3byq
Global Warming Risks Incorrect:
http://tinyurl.com/yhrmyxz
Major New Theory Proposed to Explain Global Warming:
http://tinyurl.com/243go5
Melting Glaciers DO NOT Prove GW claims:
http://tinyurl.com/2qy2hu
http://tinyurl.com/yc8jgge
http://tinyurl.com/yaa2sdm
Global Warming Consensus?
http://tinyurl.com/3a7b7s
Climate Momentum Shifting: Prominent Scientists Reverse Belief in Man-made Global Warming:
http://tinyurl.com/36jyvw
NASA's Chief Questions Need to Combat Global Warming:
http://tinyurl.com/yeso3yf
Doomsday Called Off
http://tinyurl.com/339evm
Opening score sampled from 'New World Order' by DJ Chris Geo http://www.blogtalkradio.com/truth-frequency
The AT Handbook:
UK: http://tinyurl.com/mwgmjo
US: http://tinyurl.com/mpauum
CA: http://tinyurl.com/y9c5qdk

Excerpts from the new book, Standing Under Freedom, A Foundation for Personal Empowerment:
http://tinyurl.com/27t7592

Standing Under Freedom on Amazon
UK: http://tinyurl.com/39kp88k
US: http://tinyurl.com/37pexft
CA: http://tinyurl.com/367ooef

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  • a lot of bizarre claims about scientists, lacking any evidence. Not to mention he's tried suggesting we can live without scientists, and that their work is not worthwhile. Think about that the next time you develop any of the thousands of illnesses scientists prevent you from dying from. 

  • @extremepietbh Diseases like..?

    

  • @TheAntiTerrorist Malaria, Type 1 diabetes, Smallpox, Infections generally, Syphilis, Some cancers, Polio, Flu, Rubella, and that's what i can think of off the top of my head. No doubt you'll tell me that the government gives us vaccines as a way of controlling our brains though.

  • @Phobia017 You're just saying names of diseases, friend. What you need to do to make your point well is provide empirical proof that vaccines had anything to do with the decline of those ailments, as opposed to improved sanitary conditions and a whole host and plethora of other contributory factors.. Good luck with that. My email address is theantiterrorist@hotmail.com, should you find any. Note that inhouse statistical data does not count as proof in this case.

  • @Phobia017 Besides that very obvious aspect, no one is telling YOU not to get shot up with mercury, aluminium, cat spit and monkey vomit; you can have as much of it as you like. However, you don't get to demand that I, we or anyone else for that matter has to take it. I dare you to make the argument that unless I do take it, you're not safe from any and all of the 'diseases' you mentioned. ;-) Be well.

  • @TheAntiTerrorist Well if you don't take insulin for type 1 diabetes, you'll be dead in no time. It is only thanks to scientists and pharmaceutical production that insulin is readily available for diabetics.

  • @Phobia017 To the best of my knowledge, insulin is not a vaccine...

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  • @TheAntiTerrorist The original point was diseases scientists prevent you from dying from - "Think about that the next time you develop any of the thousands of illnesses scientists prevent you from dying from."

  • @bikemech121 Nuclear war was and IS a very imminent threat. There are nearly 25,000 nuclear missiles on earth today. A fraction of that would bring about a thermonuclear winter that would wipe out life on earth.

  • @TheAntiTerrorist Polio? Small pox?

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