I NEVER LEFT

Susan Z singing I NEVER LEFT... week #3 of the KC Turner Songwriter's Challenge. It's supposed to be funny!

I NEVER LEFT by Susan Z ©2010

I NEVER LEFT
WHEN YOU FARTED IN BED
AND PULLED THE COVERS OVER MY HEAD

DUTCH OVEN YOU SHOUTED
AND I WONDERED HOW DID
I END UP WITH THIS INBRED

I NEVER LEFT
THO YOU WERE INEPT
AT PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN

OR OPENING MY DOOR
YOU EVEN POKED THAT WHORE
CAN'T BELIEVE I STUCK AROUND

I NEVER LEFT CUZ YOU SAID YOU'D CHANGE
I NEVER LEFT GUESS I AM INSANE (end on the one)

I NEVER LEFT
THO YOU HAD NO RESPECT
YOU'D STEAL MY BEST UNDERWEAR

OUR SEXLIFE WAS CRUMMY
YOU SPENT ALL OUR MONEY
AND WHEN MAMA WOULD VISIT YOU'D SWEAR

I NEVER LEFT CUZ YOU SAID YOU'D CHANGE
I NEVER LEFT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN SHORTCHANGED

I NEVER LEFT
WHEN YOU SAID YOU WENT DEAF
COULDN'T HEAR ONE THING I'D SAY

WHEN YOUR SISTER MOVED IN
I SLEPT IN THE DEN
CUZ YOU TWO WERE REAL CLOSE THAT WAY

I NEVER LEFT CUZ YOU SAID YOU'D CHANGE
I NEVER LEFT I MUST BE DERANGED

OH I NEVER LEFT
THO I WISHED YOU'D DROPPED DEAD
I'D GET ON WITH MY LIFE CHEERFULLY

BUT TODAY I AM LEAVIN'
CUZ I'M FINALLY BELIEVIN'
YOU AIN'T MY PRINCE CHARMING... NO SIREE

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