Critical Hit - No More Kings

Critical Hit by No More Kings
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It's time to start the show
We got it under control
You know our stats are gold
And we're ready to roll
Travel in pairs
Slinking down stairs
But there's something waiting for us

We make a plan of attack
We're fighting back to back
Gonna have to stack
A little slash-and-hack
They keep on dissing me
For low dexterity
Wait until they hear the chorus!

Sooner or later the dice
Land on the table, you know
That's what fables are made of!

Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical
Hit!

And now it's wall to wall
Watching foes a-falling
But it's time to pause
'Cause Mother Nature's calling
I'll be back in a second
And I'll continue the wreckin'
And they will still be waiting for us

And the pressure grows
To make a saving throw
To introduce some mood,
We turn the lights down low.
My armors exposed
and getting full of holes
I think I need another chorus!

Sooner or later the dice
Land on the table, you know
That's what fables are made of!

Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical

That ain't how we roll
Oh, no it ain't stolen
We on a roll
Hey, we honor rolling.
That ain't how we roll
Oh, no it ain't stolen
We on a roll
Hey, we honor rolling.

Sooner or later the dice
Land on the table, you know
That's what fables are made of!

Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man, double damage)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical

Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical

Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical

Category:

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• Critical
• Hit
• No
• More
• Kings
• and
• the
• Flying
• Boombox

[ShadowLuigi20x6]

Actually It's "And I'll continue the wreckin'"

[jadedvirus]

Whoa. Good catch. o.O

[jadedvirus]

Lyrics should be right, now.

[LucianBonn]

I think its my main *hand* did double damage with it. :o

[jadedvirus]

Where I got the lyrics it was even more off! D:

I tried to fix it!

[jihaddrummer]

Rob, this is one of the coolest bits of geekery I've heard in ages...

[YourPromiscuousMom]

Actually it's "and I'll continue the reckoning."

[draganovkassiar]

@22wattz22 makes me think of boarderlands

[Mastermax009]

@THEBLACKMARCS Its about D&D, or an other game that uses dice. You see in D&D rolling 20 with a 20 sided dice is a crit.

[manicmikey8854]

sounds....sequenced!

[EagleMedieval]

It's the best band I've heard today. Oh Wait! It's the only band I heard today...

Oh well... at least they have a sense of humor and everything else I require to be a good band. I kinda doubt they could do a bad song, but of course anybody could do something bad. All that's left for me to do is to find out when these songs came out.

[22wattz22]

who else thought of tf2

[Scounger01]

seems as though one person got hit by a crit

[THEBLACKMARCS]

I dont get it ;-/

[PacManiac5]

@LucianBonn It's definitely "main man"

[7a52]

Sounds like maybe Pete Mitchell rolls 20s. ;)