Hygiene Beast

My rap about keeping clean:

Friday night, everyone's out
Parties, clubs, and drinking no doubt
I could do that stuff, pass out on the lawn
Instead? I'll get my hygiene on
Whose got time for social hour when you gotta brush, floss, rinse and shower?
I take 20 minutes on my tooth brushing think your done player? that's rushing
Add another 30 minutes then move on to floss get your nail clippers ready, old nails gotta toss
I rinse with fluoride for bad breath that's the cure the label says 60 seconds, that's for amatures
I be swishing for 30 minutes at least when it comes to cleanliness you looking at the beast step past the curtain and turn on the water for shampoo? no more than a quarter
by now it's 8 oclock and time for sleep pop in that retainer don't make a peep

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hygiene
• cleanliness
• brush
• floss