typical ems call

a call that almost all ems providers can relate to

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[xxzorritoxx]

lemme rephrase the question... why in the fuck did you call 911?!

[warrior10002]

fire dept ma'am, were here to tune your lawnmower

[legendary533]

anything less we can help you with? wipe your ass feed your cat?

[MidKnyteWarrior]

@jimmymohoney i don't follow where you get that from.. :/

according to the Brady book, the normal range is between 80 and 120 (sounds like a reversed textbook BP) and we are normally able to give oral glucose down to 60 and in some cases 50.

D50 generally comes in most times from 60 down to even the 20's.

most of the pts we run are between 30 and 50, and by the time we leave their house they are CAOx4 with stable vitals and opt to sign refusals.

[jimmymohoney]

@MsKimipeli ahhh i see why i got that, in Australia we measure by mmol/L

[MsKimipeli]

@jimmymohoney Ummm, blood glucose level of 94 is WELL within normal range.

[jimmymohoney]

did u just say a BGL of 94 is normal WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!? she should be DEAD!!!!

[JamesSCrockett1]

is this from houston since ben taub trama center is in houston

[toxcicity93]

my favorite was paramedic vs hospital dispater. hilarious shit

[LtColWarren]

Cardiac arrest? My partner and I would 10-50 your ass, and notify the medical examiner and leave your ass here

[toxyoxin]

feels funny but kind of good too

[sammorgan31]

Almost as bad as the lady who called 911 about her damn mcnuggets. Not only do they waste our tax money taking care of them, they also tie up our emergency response. Aint it great to live in a country where politicians buy votes by stealing out money and giving it to worthless bums?