I hate Wal Mart

Get free downloads from my CD at http://www.jerdogcomedy.com + sign up for my free "How To Handle Hecklers" series... The Armory Theatre (Janesville, WI) During a show, an audience member reveals she works at Wal-mart sparking this anti-Wal-mart tirade.

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[h0k13]

hate on wal-mart all you want, the 36 lanes with only two open thing is totally true, but this problem could've easily been solved by simply showing him the rotten cheese & the date on your receipt. if you went back relatively soon after purchasing it, cottage cheese doesn't exactly go bad all that quickly...problem solved.

[mightyjerdog]

Duh! That's the point of the rant- even with the receipt and the obvious tampering of the product, customer service still refused to help. The cottage cheese was already bad when I bought it, which I didn't realize until I got home. If I had simply checked it before putting in the cart- problem solved.

[throwntomato]

he's right. zillions of check-out lanes and only 2 open!

[crabbycakes9000]

lol!!!!

So true. I never worked at walmart, never want to.

I wanted to buy my daughter a Disney princess castle. Thing was huge with no price tag on it except for a bar code. All I wanted was a price check. Some snotty employee told me to lift the 5ft high box and put it in the tiny to comparison shopping cart, haul it to the so called express line and get it price checked there. Meanwhile she has or supposed to have a price checky thing on her. I told her I wasn't doing going to do that.

[BeastNation2009]

(Rocky Sucks chant)

Wal*Mart Sucks!!!

Wal*Mart Sucks!!!

Wal*Mart Sucks!!!

Wal*Mart Sucks!!!

Wal*Mart Sucks!!!

Wal*Mart Sucks!!!

(continues)

[oxytrebor]

dude you're hilarious and so right.i just recently worked there for three weeks , walked off twice so they fired me.my manager was this guy that looked like Corky's father.nobody could understand wtf he was saying.he had his arms like a T-rex and all you could hear was some possessed retard language coming outta him.anyway , funny shit.hope to see you do big things in life.

[Lightwolf333]

LOL!!!

[scottholt2]

I love it when people bash Wal-mart.

[xxdonxx2000]

@pricelessangie

if you can't compete against other businesses, then you're gonna be out of business... thats like saying, oh all the kids with low sat scores have no chance at getting in college because all the "stupid" smart kids with high sat scores are getting into all the colleges. how unfair!

[rich0319726]

I haven'r been to Walmart in over a year, boycott.



[francisjairam]

The only reason why I hate Wal Mart is becuase they are sometimes spam people and they will bug you to say if you want a free card but that is so stupid

[h0k13]

@mercforhire1 guess i hit a nerve there with the grammar correction.  good luck getting laid there pal

[mercforhire1]

@h0k13 fuck you dick sucker, go munch on some ass you overweight animal fucker

[h0k13]

@mercforhire1 you implied that you were somehow superior when you referred to me as a retard for simply stating my opinion. quit calling me names and learn grammar. it's 'TOO seriously' not "to". and i did read your comment - how else would i have known that you called me a retard? stop arguing with someone over the internet.