Today ButterBall was being bad. He wouldn't stop trying to get to my food. I couldn't keep him off of me no matter how hard I tried. Finally, I came up with a genius solution. I put a few treats in his bowl. I was able to finish my dinner. I contemplated shooting ButterBall with a Nerf dart gun. I decided against it. It could be mistaken as animal cruelty. Instead I stuck the dart on his back. It stuck for a second or two. Later I caught him sleeping. He's a burrower. He likes getting under the covers but the funny thing is, he's more interested in keeping his paws warm more than anything else. He's back on my shoulder.
LOL at "it'll stick to you"!
Thisoneplayswithfire 2 years ago