Countdown: Worst Person Oct. 8, 2008

Christ. Lopez looks like she was beaten up with the ugly stick. Then he called over his buddies the Borderline Disfigured Stick and the Man the Harpoons Stick, and the three of them beat her to a pulp and stole her wallet. Then shopped her ID to make her even UGLIER.

No one ever quotes Kathryn Jean Lopez, except to laugh at her, and no one speaks about her otherwise, other than to say that she just laid a deuce in the ladies' room, and you might want to try another one.

Kathryn Jean Lopez looks like Rush Limbaugh in a wig. The poor pig he fucked to produce her must have committed suicide when she was born.

It's one thing to be so fat and ugly. She kind of can't help it (?). But to be such a stupendous blockhead is an affront to God, who created the material that is forced to be her.

WPB: Okay, lady, whatever. Go eat some donuts and shut up.

WPS: I think this idiot is in the wrong country. Matter of fact, wrong century.

WPG: One word: RACIST!!!!!

I know Olbermann likes to end his pieces with something Obama- or McCain-related, but come on, the thing about the police superintendent saying the first amendment doesn't apply to "fringe people" is one of the worst things I've ever heard!

I'd be rather humored if some president painted the White House, especially if they painted it white. That would just be awesome.