Names of Things According to My Mom

My mother isn't the best with names.
This is an expansion of a graphic I made a while back: http://bit.ly/UtjCuX

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  Comedy

[Jasmine Johnson]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE ARE NOT GONNA START A FUCKING POLITICAL ARGUMENT ON A FUCKING BLOGGER VIDEO. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES MUST I FUCKING SAY FUCK FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND?

[StopThatSquirrel]

That awkward moment when your president isn't white so you assume he's from another country.

[AtrumMixer]

Half black, half martian, half banana peel. It doesn't matter what he is. It's what he ISN'T.

He is NOT born in the United States.

[Zepheonn]

Then you know there's something wrong now. Is it my fault it happens when we have a non-white president? No. I don't remember hearing about the government attacking its own people 10 years ago as much as I do now. First 9/11, then all these shootings and they seriously think they should restrict guns even more? BS. They can't be that stupid. Leaving only one likely answer: It's the government using guinea pigs to blame us.

[StopThatSquirrel]

*biggest eyeroll of my life* The government will be corrupt regardless of who the president is. The president is one guy, the government is made up of many people. You can't just make up a reason for him to be lying about where he was born based on what the government is "probably" doing. Trust me, you don't have to educate me about corruption.

[LadyEvelynL]

What about whatchamicallits? Doodads? Knifeherfy? That thing I can't remember? The whatsit? I could go on, but it would take too long

[Raafae Zaki]

Well you said it 8 times so...

[baloney100000]

hey man! make another one of these!

[wickkidda]

politics aside, i think we can all agree mumford & sons sucks a big fat cock

[rinddon]

One line, just one line in a video that calls all game systems a playstation. One line calls the president a moron and everyone loses their minds. Now there's pages of "intelligent political discussion." This is why we can't have nice things.

[cheshirexcat88]

Reminds me of my mom.

[Zepheonn]

There's a difference. Were all past presidents corrupt? I don't think so. Only some. The government nowadays just seems more and more corrupt. More than in the past. That's why it's such a problem. They're probably using the fact that he isn't white to make people think they should support him. But really, they're just taking advantage of it with crazy ass false flags, Obamacare microchips and gun laws that are made up to gradually reduce us to being defenseless. They attack their own people.