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Республика Казантип.

RAKE
Dedicated to all the idiots of the world.

For those who don't know, KaZantip inherited its name from a cape where it was born in 1993.
To tell the truth, at that time I was too lazy to invent some proper name for the project, so we began to spell it with a letter Z to differ ourselves.


I didn't make much of a trademark registration. It seemed to me that one must be a damned idiot to do the same thing as I'm already doing under the same name. But idiots think otherwise. They dream about their own Kazantip for idiots.


During the Kazantip history, I can recall 8 miserable attempts to fake it. Since it's our 20st Anniversary now, I think it's a good time to pick out the three World's Biggest Assholes and to award them.


The most pathetic idiot was a guy from the city Taganrog, who proclaimed himself "Serega I" and decided to make the "Tagantip". He fully copied the whole content of our site and simply replaced the well-known term with "TaGantip" -- written with a capital letter "G". It took two years to prepare the grand opening of "G". But the "G"-people didn't appreciate the great plan of the creator. Good job, SereGa -- you get the 3rd place.


As to the 2nd place, I would give it to Gunya, a monopolist of all Kazantip WCs. Noone wanted to poke around in your shit, but then He came. He came and stood by us for three years making money, and after that he believed to learn the "great kazantip secret", so he moved to the cape with the similar name to build his own Kazantip. We haven't seen him ever since, but we still remember him, as well as the smell.

And now to the absolute leader of our chart, Mr. Roland Stach. He came to our village in 2005 and asked us to allow him to run a touristic business. Later Roland purchased this wall of the house at the entrance to Popovka and wrote on it "kazantip.com", the name of his website for european jerks. Anyway, fuck him and his sextourism popularization, but now Roland claims to be The One Who invented and built Kazantip. And the main news -- at the moment Roland is trying to convince the whole world community that everything was a dream and this year the true Kazantip will take place... in Portugal.


Just don't start without us.
We will paint the wall over right away, than we will wash ourselves and begin to pack our suitcases.

We know that the best way to punish the idiots is just not to prevent them from stepping on a rake.

Roland, you are the best,... you are our idol,
and as the winner our assholes contest,
you are honorably awarded with a Golden Rake.


Rake and Step on!


Республика Казантип.

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[kazantiptv]

Music: The Flashblub - terra firma cremix by bartelj

[KaZantip441]

ААААААААА СТЁГА РОЛАНД ОХУЕТЬ

[netstormGer]

finally, closure. Zee you guys...

[1Prinz]

Супер!

[wedney3]

Кто-то из тройки уже посмотрел и дислайкнул это видео :)

[644770090]

=) забавно, многие хотят создать свою оранжевую республику, хотя вот она, перед тобой, иди и утопись в ней!

[kazantiptrip]

sorry for asking about the name of the song, should have waited for the closing titles - give me my rake :)

[kazantiptrip]

awesome video, what's the name of the song, like it a lot.

[maximuz2007]

пахахахаха Серёжа XD

[PabloRusto]

Неее! В Португалию я не поеду.