This video is unavailable.

Watch Queue

TV Queue

Watch QueueTV Queue


Watch Queue
TV Queue

Eat It Don't Tweet It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome

Want to watch this again later?

Sign in to add this video to a playlist.

Like this video?

Sign in to make your opinion count.

Don't like this video?

Sign in to make your opinion count.




The interactive transcript could not be loaded.



Ratings have been disabled for this video.
Rating is available when the video has been rented.
This feature is not available right now. Please try again later.

Published on Mar 27, 2012

Watch the Behind the Awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM01qy...
Subscribe to our friends American Hipster! http://bit.ly/AHsubscribe

Song on iTunes! http://bit.ly/foodpornsong

Watch Lobster and Cupcake as Hipster Grandmas!

Check out our second Channel! http://www.youtube.com/awesome

Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe!

The Key of Awesome Website!

KOA Facebook!

Mark's stuff:

Todd's Stuff

Download the song for FREE in mp3!

Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome!


Follow us on Twitter

Write us a letter!
The Key of Awesome
P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011

Produced by Seedwell http://seedwell.com
Directed by Peter Furia
Written by Peter Furia and Mark Douglas
Line Producer: Sam Speiser
Director of Photography: Tyler McPherron
Edited by Steve Flavin
Food Stylist: Jill SantopietroMusic courtesy of THE KOLOUR KULT http://thekolourkult.com

Life is a dish, best served hot,
And a dish is a book with a menacing plot,
And a plot is a song, dipped in sauce,
That was simmered in a pan with a demi-glaze,
I'm just a kid, in a candy shop,
Of culinary dreams that can't be stopped,
On a search for the perfect ingredients,
To post on my social medias.

You are pathetic, we're not photogenic
Hurry it up we're getting cold,
Come down here and taste us, don't humiliate us,
No one gives a damn bout what you post

Artisan bread, dipped in artisan cheese,
dipped in artisan nuts, dipped in artisan greens,
Artisan heirloom radicchio,
This carpaccio's f-ing ridiculo,
A little foie gras and tuna tartare
Black truffle butter chickweed, ha ha ha!
I'm just a guy with a camera,
In your feed with foods as my canvassa,
Lobster bisque buttered lightly
See you in the bowl and need you inside me
I love soup - don't call me a Nazi
I'm more like culinary paparazzi
Or gastronomic Annie Leibowitz
Can't see the food, could you move your tits?
It's unthinkable to dine out and not record it
Want the world to know I can f*cking afford it

Don't take my picture, don't put me on twitter
Just get it over with and eat
You could not be dumber, get off of Tumblr
I'm more than just a piece of meat

I want lucious cupcakes but can't do gluten
Broke out in hives from a mere fig newton
A sick addiction to Ramsey's kitchen
I can't stop lickin my television
One day the phone rang, was truly blessed
I won a contest to be on Runway Chef
A show about a model who also makes food
Seemed appropriate, I be in the nude,
She was stuffing and tossing and dripping sauce
I was shooting and looting and gitting lost
In the moment of foregone purity
Got escorted out by security
Walked down the stairs, then out of nowhere
Came a big pretentious grizzly bear
He snapped a pic and then dined on me
Oh what a tale of irony

Don't take my photo, you brown furry mofo
The pain in my heart is very real
I need a martini, I feel like sashimi
You gave me the raw end of the deal


Sign in to YouTube

  1. 1

    Heavy Metal Cats! Key of Awesome #1

  2. 2

    BEHIND THE AWESOME: Metallica Pussy Cats!

  3. 3

    Trick or Treat or Die! KEY OF AWESOME #2

  4. 4

    BEHIND THE AWESOME: Trick or Treat or Die!

  5. 5

    TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome #3

  6. 6

    Twilight Sucks: Behind the Fangs!

  7. 7

    Crying Celebrities! Britney and Miley : Key of Awesome #4!

  8. 8


  9. 9

    Hot VoiceMail Lady - Key of Awesome #5

  10. 10

    BEHIND THE AWESOME: Hot Voicemail Lady!

  11. 11

    Lady Gaga: Bad Romance parody (feat. Lord Gaga) #6

  12. 12

    Lady Gaga: Bad Romance Parody: BEHIND THE AWESOME!

  13. 13

    Sarah Palin: Mike Relm Remix! - Key Of Awesome #7

  14. 14

    Batman Parody: The Dark Knight is Confused. Key of Awesome #8.

  15. 15

    Behind the Awesome: Dark Knight Confused!

  16. 16

    Chad Vader and Obama Girl Get Freaky: The Key of Awesome #9

  17. 17

    Behind The Awesome: Chad Vader Gets Freaky!

  18. 18

    Justin Bieber Parody "Sleep on You": Key Of Awesome #10

  19. 19

    Justin Bieber: BEHIND THE AWESOME

  20. 20

    Lady Gaga and Batman and Happy Holidays from the Key of Awesome!

  21. 21

    Jersey Shore Parody Song: Key Of Awesome #11

  22. 22

    Snookie punched again on Jersey Shore: Behind the Awesome!

  23. 23

    Jack Bauer Man-Crush: Key of Awesome #12

  24. 24

    Jack Bauer: Behind the Awesome!

  25. 25

    TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke - Key of Awe$ome #13

  26. 26

    Ke$ha Tik Tok Parody: Behind the Awesome!

  27. 27

    Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Justin Bieber: The Connection!

  28. 28

    Weezer Contest of Awesome: The Winner!

  29. 29

    John Mayer for Dummies: Key of Awesome #14

  30. 30

    John Mayer, Ke$ha: Behind the Dong

  31. 31

    John Mayer KOA on TV!

  32. 32

    Gaga vs Batman, or Taylor Swift? Behind the Awesome

  33. 33

    Adam Lambert Parody: Key Of Awesome #16

  34. 34

    No Lady Gaga Telephone! Adam Lambert: Behind the Awesome

  35. 35

    Lady Gaga Telephone Parody (ft Beyonce): Key of Awesome #17

  36. 36

    Meet Lauren!

  37. 37

    Gaga Telephone Comments!

  38. 38

    Lady Gaga Telephone: Behind the Awesome!

  39. 39

    Kesha, Lady Gaga and Bieber Unite: The Origin Of Awesome! The Key of Awesome #18!

  40. 40

    Lady Gaga Eyes! Your comments! Key of Awesome!

  41. 41

    Hip-Hop Lessons: The Key of Awesome

  42. 42

    Justin Bieber ft. Lil Wayne: Bieber Fever! Key of Awesome #19

  43. 43

    Justin Bieber: Behind the Biebage!

  44. 44

    Ke$ha Soundcheck: Puke-Gasm!

  45. 45

    ELECTRONIC WUSS: Owl City Parody - Key Of Awesome #20

  46. 46

    Father of Awesome! Behind the Owl City

  47. 47

    Sex and the Iron Man 2: AC/DC at the Movies: Key of Awesome #21

  48. 48

    Lady Gaga Alejandro Music Video Meltdown!

  49. 49

    Mark's Favorite Key of Awesome??

  50. 50

    Katy Perry California Gurls Parody! Key of Awesome #22

  51. 51

    Katy Perry Girls order lunch!

  52. 52

    Katy Perry: Don't F**k with the Gaga!

  53. 53

    Katy Perry California Comments!

  54. 54

    Katy Perry California Gurls Parody: Behind the Awesome!

  55. 55

    Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23

  56. 56

    Awkward Sex: Behind the Awesome!

  57. 57

    Drake Freestyle FAIL Uncensored!

  58. 58

    Jay Z "Lebron is Gone" feat. John Mayer -- Key Of Awesome #24

  59. 59


  60. 60


  61. 61

    TRON GIRL! Key of Awesome #25

  62. 62

    TRON GIRL: Behind the Nerds!

  63. 63

    EMINEM Not Afraid Parody: Key of Awesome #26

  64. 64

    Lady Gaga Answers your comments! Well, our Lady Gaga.

  65. 65

    The Key of Awesome: Awkward!

  66. 66

    Eminem - Love the Way You Lie ft Rihanna Parody: Key of Awesome #27

  67. 67

    Eminem Rihanna: Behind the Awesome!

  68. 68

    Eminem Rihanna Parody: Behind the Belly!

  69. 69

    Anastasia! (ft Weezer): The Key of Awesome #28

  70. 70

    How'd You Get a Hot Wife?

  71. 71

    I Would Die for You, Probably.

  72. 72

    GLEE feat. Michael Jackson: The Key of Awesome #29 Super Bowl Parody

  73. 73

    Behind the GLEE! Key of Awesome

  74. 74

    Glee vs Michael Jackson COMMENTS!

  75. 75

    Ke$ha - We R Who We R - Music Video Parody: Key of Awesome #30

  76. 76

    Ke$ha in the shower: Behind the We R Who We R Parody!

  77. 77

    Ke$ha We R Who We R COMMENTS!

  78. 78

    Katy Perry Firework Parody - The Key of Awesome #31!

  79. 79

    Katy Perry Firework Parody Behind the Scenes!

  80. 80

    Katy Perry Firework Comments!

  81. 81


  82. 82

    Ke$ha vs. Ke$ha! And More Key of Awesome 2010!

  83. 83

    Kanye West - Monster ft. Nicki Minaj Parody! Key of Awesome #33!

  84. 84

    Kanye Monster Behind the Scenes! Key of Awesome

  85. 85

    Kanye West Monster Key of Awesome COMMENTS!

  86. 86

    Winter Girls Song! The Key of Awesome #34!!

  87. 87

    Winter Girls Behind the Scenes! Key of Awesome!

  88. 88

    Bruno Mars Grenade PARODY! Key of Awesome #35!

  89. 89

    Bruno Mars Grenade Parody BEHIND THE SCENES! The Key of Awesome!

  90. 90

    Bruno Mars Grenade COMMENTS! The Key of Awesome!

  91. 91

    LADY GAGA - Born This Way Parody - The Key of Awesome #36

  92. 92

    Lady Gaga Born This Way BEHIND THE SCENES! The Key of Awesome!

  93. 93

    Lady Gaga Born This Way COMMENTS! The Key of Awesome!

  94. 94

    Jennifer Lopez On The Floor ft. Pitbull PARODY! - Key of Awesome #37!!

  95. 95

    ‪J Lo On The Floor ft. Pitbull BEHIND THE SCENES! - Key of Awesome!!‬

  96. 96

    ‪J Lo On The Floor COMMENTS! The Key of Awesome!!‬

  97. 97

    History of Awesome!

  98. 98

    Adele PARODY ft. Angry Birds! Key of Awesome #38

  99. 99

    Adele Angry Birds Behind the Scenes! KEY OF AWESOME

  100. 100

    Adele Angry Birds Comments: Key of Awesome!

  101. 101

    Justin Bieber answers your comments! Key Of Awesome!

  102. 102

    Eminem I Need A Doctor PARODY! The Key Of Awesome #40!

  103. 103

    Eminem I Need a Doctor PARODY! Behind the Awesome!

  104. 104

    Eminem I Need a Doctor PARODY! Comments!!

  105. 105

    Katy Perry - E.T. ft. Kanye West PARODY! Key Of Awesome #41!

  106. 106

    Katy Perry - E.T. Behind The Awesome!

  107. 107

    Katy Perry E.T. Comments!!

  108. 108

    Lady Gaga - Judas PARODY! Key Of Awesome #42

  109. 109

    Judas - Behind The Awesome!!

  110. 110

    Judas Parody Comments!!

  111. 111

    PitBull - Give Me Everything PARODY! Key Of Awesome #43

  112. 112

    PitBull - Behind The Awesome!!

  113. 113

    Pitbull Parody Comments!!

  114. 114

    Harry Potter and the Steamy Slow Jam! Key Of Awesome #44

  115. 115

    Harry Potter behind the Awesome!

  116. 116


  117. 117

    A**-Hole on the Beach! Key of Awesome #45

  118. 118

    A**-Hole on the Beach - Behind the Chum!

  119. 119

    A**-Hole on the Beach Comments!

  120. 120

    Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger PARODY! Key of Awesome #46

  121. 121

    Moves Like Jagger! Behind the Awesome!

  122. 122

    Moves Like Jagger Comments!

  123. 123

    Adele Someone Like You PARODY! Key of Awesome #47

  124. 124

    Someone Like You Parody! Behind the Awesome!

  125. 125

    Someone Like You Comments!

  126. 126

    Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks PARODY! Key of Awesome #48

  127. 127

    Pumped Up Kicks Parody - Behind the Awesome!

  128. 128

    Pumped Up Kicks Comments!

  129. 129

    Halloween Battle! The Key Of Awesome #49

  130. 130

    Halloween Battle Behind the Scenes!

  131. 131

    Halloween Battle Comments!

  132. 132

    Rihanna - We Found Love PARODY! Key of Awesome #50!

  133. 133

    Rihanna Behind the Awesome!

  134. 134

    Rihanna - We Found Love Comments!

  135. 135

    Justin Bieber - Mistletoe PARODY! Key of Awesome #51!

  136. 136

    Justin Bieber Mistletoe - Behind the Awesome!

  137. 137

    Justin Bieber - Mistletoe Comments!

  138. 138

    Santa and I Know It! (LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It PARODY!) Key of Awesome #52!

  139. 139

    LMFAO Santa And I Know It - Behind the Awesome!

  140. 140

    LMFAO Santa and I Know It - Comments!

  141. 141

    Pitbull - My Own Song! (Rain Over Me Parody ft. Marc Anthony, J-Lo) Key of Awesome #53

  142. 142

    Pitbull - My Own Song! Behind the Awesome!

  143. 143

    Glory Part 2: Baby Jay-Z (ft. Peanut Eminem) Key of Awesome #54!

  144. 144

    Somebody That I Used To Know - WOTE Parody! Key of Awesome #55!

  145. Eat It Don't Tweet It by American Hipster + Key of Awesome

  146. 146

    What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction Parody! Key of Awesome #57

  147. 147

    Hot Problems - feat. Mitt Romney!

  148. 148

    Call Me Maybe PARODY! The Key Of Awesome #58

  149. 149

    Maroon 5 Payphone PARODY: Game of Thrones! Key Of Awesome #59

  150. 150

    Summer Jam Song! Key of Awesome #60!

  151. 151

    One Direction - One Thing PARODY! Key of Awesome #61

  152. 152

    Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me PARODY! Key of Awesome #62

  153. 153

    PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (강남스타일) PARODY! KIM JONG STYLE! | Key of Awesome #63

  154. 154

    Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together PARODY!! KOA #64

  155. 155

    Ke$ha Die Young PARODY! Key of Awesome #65

  156. 156

    My Drunk Kitchen of Awesome! Ho Hey!

  157. 157

    Booty Jam - Key Of Awesome #66!!

  158. 158

    Macklemore - Thrift Shop PARODY! Key of Awesome #69

  159. 159

    Star Trek Slow Jam! Key Of Awesome #72

  160. 160

    Holy S*** I'm Playing All Of The Parts! Key of Awesome #73



to add this to Watch Later

Add to