The Wreck That Is Hannah Montana

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twilafan
May 21, 2009

This is my personal acapella parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot about how Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, is wanting in talent. I wrote this parody in response to her movie.
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The riffraff moved on from the MTV on down
To the shows that are on Disney Channel.
The shows are pure crap; they deserve a bad rap
From one who has seen too much to handle.

But one of Disneys shows is a wart on musics nose;
Its called Hannah Montana; its empty.
A good girl gone wrong now just sings crappy songs
For her own so-called non-stop dance party.

This chick is the scourge of the Disney-headed purge
Of the music some say always made us.
As the teen idols go, shes more subtle than most;
Said the good bands, She just wants to grate us!

When she got the deal, we all thought twas not real
When she left with her family from Nashville
And later that year, we still wiped our tears;
As they say, it was straight outta Cashville.

We must blame her songs and her tattletale voice
That has glutted Radio Disney,
Which everyone knows is devoid of good shows;
May it eer on my radio miss me.

Its not too late to give Miley Cyrus hate;
Shes becoming far brasher and brasher.
The middle-school chicks, sadly, crave her flicks
While Id like to send her to a slasher.

In June or July, I would just like to try
To disrupt her own tour for a reason.
Id cruelly wreck Miley Cyrus own neck;
I would do so, regardless of season.

Her dad, Billy Ray, never knew quite what to say
In Montgomry in old Alabama.
Yet somehow, this thug caught whats called the singing bug;
Hence the wreck that is Hannah Montana.

Nobody believes that her songs dont cause grief
If ones listened to Miley for hours.
The critics agree that she just aint for me
Cos she might have some cruel savage powers.

One thing is for sure: I dont want anymore
Of consent from mothers and fathers
For her stupid gigs. If you dont want any pigs
In your household, watch your preteen daughters.

Like Sally Ride, may their dreams abide
In the sciences, which are far higher
Than pop culture holds. Its sure getting old
To go out and preach to the choir.

Like Curie and Mead, may they be well-read
In whats real and what really matters.
If you hear G.N.O., then your daughter doesnt know
To get aught of one non-golden platter.

In a Catholic church in Edina I prayed
To Jehovah for His healing manna.
He gave me strength to fight off this teenage wretch
Also known as Miss Hannah Montana.

The riffraff went on from the MTV on down
To the shows that are on Disney Channel.
Walt Disney, they say, gets much worse by the day
And its too much for people to handle.

Enjoy!

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bigkyle07 (2 weeks ago) Show Hide

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you better go get your ass back on the banana boat

blachforddean (1 month ago) Show Hide

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hahahahahaha ur singing is crap mate!!!! u suck donkey dick!!!!

MissLove716 (3 months ago) Show Hide

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lol ur a nerd

tehAntiJohn (3 months ago) Show Hide

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This does suck. Not that Hannah Montanna is good, I just mean, this itself sucks.

twilafan (6 months ago) Show Hide

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Whoever is giving me one star on this video simply does not understand that Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus is not music. I received good reviews on AmIRight; I will limit commentary and ratings to Miley haters.

starmccartney (4 months ago) Show Hide

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I hate her too

block1538 (3 months ago) Show Hide

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w000 i agree!

M18Smokegrenade (6 months ago) Show Hide

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ok..............?....

kagomeshuko (6 months ago) Show Hide

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Dumb. Why so much hate? MTV compared to Disney? Not at all! MTV got very bad so very quickly! Disney shows are still cute at the least!

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u suck dick get a life

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