El Video De Extraterrestres

A rather random and funny (in an odd way) final assessment video made for Spanish 1... If we've made any mistakes, keep in mind we are only in Spanish one and tend to screw up every now and again. So, deal with it.

Basic English Script (meaning not word for word literal translation):
Chris: Hello. Yes... How many? Yes... Where? Yes...
[hang up]
Mitch: Who was that?
Chris: I don't know.
[dials *69]
Chris: Who are you?... [hang up] THE PRESIDENT!
Mitch: Ah, I see! What did he say?
Chris: Aliens are invading the city.
Mitch: Let's go!
Chris: But I'm tired!
Mitch: Go find your stick you idiot.
[chris fetches stick like thing]
Chris: What are you going to use?
Mitch: This.
Chris: Dwuah! I'm happy AND angry!
Mitch: I know, because it's magnificent.
Chris: Can I have the lightsaber?
Mitch: No.
[outside and very hard to hear much]
Mitch: This winter weather is making my lightsaber less red than usual.
Chris: Hmm... The aliens are harder to see than usual.
Mitch: I don't like looking for aliens.
Chris: Why?
Mitch: Because it's boring, stupid, and we make only $20 an hour. It's not enough.
Chris: No, we make $21 an hour.
Mitch: ... IT IS ENOUGH!... So, where are these aliens from?
Chris: They are from (weird noises that are actually the name of the alien's planet).
Mitch: You have to find them to kill them.
Chris: Me? Why?
Mitch: Because I am lazy.
Chris: But I'm tired!
Mitch: O.K. We have to find them.
Chris: Yay!
Mitch: What do aliens taste like?
Chris: I don't know, but I'm hungry too.
[alien kicks cans which was NOT suppossed to be seen but makes for quite the stupidly funny moment]
Alien: Hello friends. Lovely weather, yes?
Mitch: He speaks spanish... We must kill him now!
[awesome RPG fight scene, alien gets away]
[cut to inside where chris is killed then comes back to life]
Mitch: Weren't you dead?
Chris: I got better.
Mitch: Ah, I see.
[yet again outside... in the nice cold michigan weather]
Chris: There is the alien.
Mitch: Are you sure?
Chris: Yes. Can't you see the spittle and enzymes oozing from his face?
Mitch: Yes, I see. Do we kill him now?
Chris: Yes, we kill!
Mitch: WE KILL!
[final "fight scene," alien dies... yay!]
THE END

Spanish script:
Chris: Hola. Si... Cuantos? Si... Donde? Si...
[hang up]
Mitch: Quiénes acaba de llamar a tú casa?
Chris: No sé.
[dials *69]
Chris: Quién éres tú?... [hang up] EL PRESIDENTE!
Mitch: Ah, yo veo. Qué acaba de decir?
Chris: Extraterrestres son invadiendo la ciudad.
Mitch: Vamos hacer esto!
Chris: Pero estoy cansado!
Mitch: Ve obtener tú palo tú idiota.
[chris fetches stick like thing]
Chris: Qué vas a usar?
Mitch: Éste.
Chris: Dwuah! Estoy felíz Y enojado!
Mitch: Yo sé, Porque es magnifico.
Chris: Puedo tener la espada de luz?
Mitch: No.
[outside and very hard to hear much]
Mitch: El tiempo de inviero está haciendo mi espada de luz menos rojo qué normalmente.
Chris: Hmm... El extraterrestres son menos facíl ver qué normalmente.
Mitch: No me gusta buscar extraterrestres.
Chris: Por qué?
Mitch: Porque es muy aburrido, estúpido, y sólo veinte dolares una hora. No es bastante.
Chris: No, veintiuno dolares una hora.
Mitch: ...¡ES BASTANTE!... Así, de donde son los extraterrestres?
Chris: Ellos son veniendo de (weird noises that are actually the name of the alien's planet).
Mitch: Tienes qué buscar los matar los.
Chris: Yo? Por qué?
Mitch: Porque yo soy muy perezoso.
Chris: Pero estoy cansado!
Mitch: O.K. Tenemos qué buscar los.
Chris: Olé!
Mitch: De qué pueban los extraterrestres?
Chris: No sé, pero tengo hambre tambíen.
[alien kicks cans which was NOT suppossed to be seen but makes for quite the stupidly funny moment]
Alien: Hola amigos. Tiempo bonito, sí?
Mitch (capitalized bit was chopped off due to bad timing): ÉL HABLa español...tenemos qué matar lo ahora mismo!
[awesome RPG fight scene, alien gets away]
[cut to inside where chris is killed then comes back to life]
Mitch: No eres tú muerto?
Chris: Me mejoré.
Mitch: Ah, yo veo!
[yet again outside... in the nice cold michigan weather]
Chris (capitalized bit was cut off due to bad timing): ALLI está el extraterrestre.
Mitch: Eres tú positivo?
Chris: Sí. No puedes tú ver su baba y enzimas rezumando de su cara?
Mitch: Sí, yo veo. Podemos matar lo ahora?
Chris: Sí. Matamos!
Mitch: MATAMOS!
[final "fight scene," alien dies... yay!]
EL FIN

Category:

Comedy

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[SuperHiveProductions]

dude where can i get printer paper like that?

also 400,000 hits wow.

[GamingGuru651]

@SuperHiveProductions ask chris. he may still have some. A quick glance of the comments will show you that most of these views are a bunch of racist angry mexicans who think this is a serious film. none of them read the description that says this is not to be taken seriously and is only a high school spanish class assignment. I'm debating on blocking comments

[GamingGuru651]

Bueno, esta es una respuesta general a todo lo que "lo sabe todo" idiotas por ahí que creo que este es un video seria: Lea la descripción maldito! esto es una asignación de vídeo para nuestra primera clase español el año! Es simplemente para el entretenimiento! Si no te gusta entonces no lo ves! ¿Crees que puedes manejar eso?

[963956]

no vengamos a defender a españa! son las personas mas descriminativas del mundo! osea piensen ustedes los europeos estan bien economicamente xq nos robaron todos los recursos valiosos cuando colonizaron...osea piensen a nosotros los "SUDAKS" se nos qieren por ser buena gente! asiq españoles ustds no tiene voz! osea ubiqnc y piensen lo q dicen!!! bye! besos!! aguante nosotros los "SUDAKS" jaja!!

[GamingGuru651]

@963956 no need to be racist sir

[GamingGuru651]

@963956 No need to be racist sir. They know not the intended stupidity of this video

[zerafo1]

FK .l.e_e .l.

[ericsomoza1]

bueno esto es una mulada y hasta la mascara de extraterrestre está en la mesa al principio ok pero almenos me hicieron reir estos majes

[JaguarXJ220huge]

Ok no me gusta no lo veo... -5

[444291]

@fernando110472 Mexican stupid!

jaja, no seas resentido. Ellos al menos intentan aprender Español. Y lo hacen de una manera divertida.

[MrCaretunel1982]

jajajajja ta bueno el video, me rio de los estadounidenses que se creen que las saben todas y nisiquiera saben que en sudafrica tambien se habla ingles

[karred06]

JAjaja muy bueno, a mí me gusto :P Saludos!! Congratulations!!

[MrGuardeno]

@GamingGuru651 si pero por favor q viedeo mas malo a lo bn se voletiaron muy feo perdi mi tiempo

[kelokito3]

k malditos idiotas