Skip Work 'Cause You've Got Playoff Tickets

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheGuysManual Grape-Nuts and ESPN's Kenny Mayne team up to help you be the kind of man that can work hard and play harder in this episode of the Guy's Manual.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
Gary here has big problem. No, not
that, an ointment took care of
that. It's this --
JASON
Dude! I just got tickets for game
seven! Courtside, tonight! Seven
PM.? You in?

HOST KENNY MAYNE
Normally Gary would jump at the
chance but he's got a presentation
this afternoon and an big meeting
in the morning. Neither of which
he is ready for. So, the safe
answer is no. But were here to
live on the edge, and Im gonna
give Gary some tips on how to do it
right. First tip, believe it,

GARY
I am totally in!

HOST KENNY MAYNE
Okay, G, there are only so many
hours in the day. Which leads me
to my next tip.
Thats right. You gotta multi-
task.
Our next tip comes straight from
the modern management textbook.
Look for someone else to do the
work you can't do.
Interns are there for a reason,
Gary. Now its time to focus.
Like a laser.
Eliminate the Internet. Itll
still be there tomorrow.

AARON
You're never going to believe who
fell asleep in the Gregerson meeting--

HOST KENNY MAYNE
...and so will that anecdote.
You still dont have much time.
You have to get to the game! So
the next tip is simple...
Thats right: just the facts.
If youre finishing a report,
consider going up a font size. Nix
the fancy binding. No lamination
and no fancy charts or graphs.

HOST KENNY MAYNE
Gary, you are number one.
Too bad your team's gonna lose by
forty. Until next time, enjoy
being a man who gets things done.
"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Grape Nuts
• nugget of wisdom
• Kenny Mayne
• basketball
• playoffs
• procrastinate
• ticket
• rush
• cram
• Guy's Manual
• ESPN
• advice

[arafat88ryu]

All that and his team losses... damm

[Deminx13]

more awseomeness!!