Citizen Candy Man: A Chocumentary

Whatever happened to the five lucky golden ticket winners from the original 1971 "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory"?

This is the complete uncut 25 minute version of Citizen Candy Man.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mockumentary
• willy
• wonka
• chocolate
• factory
• charlie
• bucket
• veruca
• salt
• violet
• beauregarde
• teevee
• augustus
• gloop

[Kelvin990123]

is it real?

[JoeDator]

Yes. Yes it is real.

[BearGirl26]

Oh my God...this is genius!!! Joe, you are the best mockumentary filmmaker around! I was cracking up watching this!

Violet: Busty Blue Sluts Vol. 14, then we did Busty Blue Sluts Vol. 15!!

ROFL!

[JoeDator]

Thank you!

[tellyisrubbish]

Violet still blue, like a smurf, only cuter! Xo)

[29churchbells]

when is violet actually in it?

[BeatlesBoy717]

@JoeDator he meant inflation

[beardedartisan]

Sigh. I had this idea a few months ago, and now I find out someone beat me to it by a good five years. Ah well.

[1dorcie]

Ha snos berry land ha ha

[procksomaterman]

@JoeDator is she rilly blue

[TheOneZenith]

Wow... that was unbelievably depressing. I mean... it tried to be funny, but it was really just sad. Good job making it though. You have some serious talent.

[AlecKronicle]

I want the adult violet like nothing else

[Raymanrabbidsgirl099]

WONKA PASTED AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mk97709]

@NuclearPlanet And possibly, liver failure. Also, I think the Oompa-Loompas won't let Charlie in because they're still mad at him for the so-called "Fizzy Lifting Drinks Incident".

Charlie: WILL YOU GUYS GET OVER IT ALREADY? THAT WAS YEARS AGO!

[annfreefly]

@Kelvin990123 oh how i wish.

no its not real silly :P