My Penis Is Small- Music Video

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GUESS WHO MADE A CAMEO IN THIS VID!!!
http://www.youtube.com/user/shuffleyouripod

LYRICS (no stealing or else the tooth fairy will fuck you up)

i am a sad man
and no i cant pretend
that im satisfied with what ive got
i feel inadequate
this whole thing is bullshit
im crying every night because im not
the man that you thought i would be

because my penis is small
dont laugh honey its not funny
my hard ons not that tall
yeah my penis is small
i tell no lies my willies size
is outdone by my balls

me and my two inch buddy were
getting along just fine until there came at time
when my girlfriend sadie
expressed an interest in having sex
we were getting physical
inside my car but it went too far
she put her hand down my pants
and that is where the fun time ends

she thought it was a joke
it made me want to choke
i was too embarrassed to even speak
she said weve got to talk
about your tiny cock
i need something bigger to satisfy me

because my penis is small
dont laugh honey its not funny
my hard ons not that tall
yeah my penis is small
i tell no lies my willies size
is outdone by my balls

monday came along and i went
back to school tried to play it cool
but sadie she told all her friends and
they spread the word everybody heard
that i was lacking in the pants
guess that explains my tiny hands
all my friends were staring at me
and everyone was laughing

they said you are a freak
and your dick is weak
we heard you aint got shit going on down there
youve got no excuse boy
we know you doint take roids
we heard your wieners shorter than your pubic hair

its true
because my penis is small
dont laugh honey its not funny
my hard ons not that tall
yeah my penis is small
i tell no lies my willies size
is outdone by my balls

now i watch enzyte commercials
with a look in my eye
like if i dont get some of that shit
i might as well die
i think the tightey whiteys
really sealed my fate
my dicks so small its difficult
to masturbate oh yeah

because my penis is small
dont laugh honey its not funny
my hard ons not that tall
yeah my penis is small
if you get your kicks from tiny dicks
wont you please give me a call?

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[69in89]

This is funny as hell. I'm suprised i have not found this sooner, or on TV or anything.

[SirWalskie]

well i can think of a few reasons why they wouldnt put it on tv

[Whistyboyz86]

why the fuck were you on the roof and that one chick in the car with you looked like a pig with red hair

[SirWalskie]

why not?

[s1m0nfr33]

@SirWalskie I'm so glad you made this song. Seriously, this affects more males than they will let on. I for one love this song and think its awesome and so true. At least I'm man enough to admit it. This ones for all the guys with the mini members. And to all the disappointed ladies out there, its not our fault. Its not like we want small penises. Its like "Dammit Why ?!" at the end of the video, for guys like myself we've all been there and know how much it sucks....and really hurts.

[Caludal973]

@JacobNoel

Just wanted to say thanks for all your help!

I ask a question just about everyday and you

answer them all so quickly. Its good to have

someone to help me through this.But dude,

you mispelled the site name. Its should be:

PenisAdvantageNow.info

[ThePorterJr]

Own that shit! Great song and it's not like you have to walk around naked all day! Try some of those penis grow pills or pumps if your worried about it.

[sgluver9]

i have tha spring breake shrt

[Pheonix2022]

If a guy said "hey my penis is small" to me in real life id be like ok? sorry? but when its "sang" in a god awful song its magical. Maybe the best song to roll up to a stoplight listening to with the windows down next to some fiiiiiiine bitches

[laxdude9000]

my penis is small too! but dont tell my girlfriend!! lololol

[hidevvy]

No it's not.

[MultiAshtree]

boring.............

[Snookik]

wow thats pretty big

[crazyov3rgirls23]

I KNOW ITS ABOUT YOUR PENIS BUT ITS KINDA GOOD LOL GREAT JOB