Trilobite Creationism

Trilobites. They wrote the story of Creation. I know this because they told me so... in a dream. At first, a solitary Trilobite Diety commanded the Big Bang, and created the Heavens and the Earth. Then the Trilobite Diety created a trillion other Trilobites to dwell in peace on Earth. The Trilobite Diety created everything, but his human creation turned from unnecessarily worshipping him to worshipping Walmart, fast food restaurants, and Professional Sports. The Trilobite Diety made Humans ignorant of Trilobite existence, and caused the Prophets of the past to fabricate ridiculous stories. Humans now believe in Fairy Tales and think Trilobites are nothing more than glorified rocks. If Humans knew that Trilobites live amongst us, they would try to find a way to use them as a food source. So the Trilobites remain in a deep and peaceful meditative state disguised as rocks. Let those with eyes to see and ears to hear be awakened to the Truth. This is a Trilobite World in a Trilobite Universe. Let the Trilobite (PBUH) name be praised.

Original Music Composed & Arranged by Diesel Bodine

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• music
• synth
• techno
• trilobite
• creationism
• atheist
• atheism
• agnostic
• religion
• god
• bible
• evolution
• christian
• Diesel
• Bodine

[vatx]

Very funny stuff. I just have one question...this is intended as a parody?

[DieselBodine]

Hello, vatx. lad you enjoyed it. A parody? Not necessarily... the music and video were just made for fun.

[kickinoranges]

I always knew there was something about our three segmented friends :D

you could give FSM a run for his money... but we all know that the FSM made the world and all of it's pasta goodness, because the pirates told us so. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendages- RAmen

[DieselBodine]

Hello kickinoranges. Ah, yes... noodles. Now. that's some fine eatin'.

[MikeyMcCrashCap]

Very talented musician you have on this video. Love it. Brilliant. Inspiring. I applaud the effort, and hope for more.

[DieselBodine]

Thanks MikeyMcCrashCap. That was a great Comment!

[boburanus69]

It is hilarious when creationists make fun of creation when it isn't of a god, but get all pissy when people who don't imply that anything was created denounce their god.

Go figure. It is just too bad that creationists are unable to grasp how silly the idea of creation really is......

[MutatedIguana]

Trilobites are so cute, they are one of my favorite creatures of the past.

[jdh501]

Praise to the Almighty Three Lobed One! Let us pray. . .

. . .in the Name of The Center, The Left, and The Right.

Amen.

[gupsphoo]

This is all true! God created the trilobites in his image!

[gregrutz]

Three segments in one God. We will never understand.

[ENOCHwithaGLOCK]

@boburanus69 you live in a creation... yet you say its silly to think anything was created... smart. the music in this video is a creation, youtube is a creation... hello?

[ncwdane]

trilobites are so Complex (especially there eyes)

& I Like that we have found millions of their Fossils all at the same stage

that means thre should be 10's of millions more at various evolutionary stages leading up to the millions found at the same stage, & maybe even millions more at more evolved stages, I sure wish we could find them to put the creationist model down if it's not true :-/

[ZamatoElite]

I laughed my ass off at this, but it's a little disturbing and creepy for some reason.

[gerimia25]

but it does prove there is a god look at the world around you cant explain how every thing in levolution you havent even found the relation between reptile and birds and you havent even explained how we "evoloved" and dont say that lucy is sum kind of ancestor of ours because shes a monkey

[marshja56]

I wonder if they taste like shrimp. They might be good with some cocktail sauce and some chilled Pinot Grigio

[degas5000]

Those photos of people in religious ecstacy show people getting a very real nut on some very untrue beliefs

[CharmingLordSausage]

In Trilobites we trust...