Machete Dont Text

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• Machete
• Dont
• Text

[terazpl]

hey, can you tell me why there's "don't" instead of "doesn"t"??? I'm not an English native so I'm mixed up a little.

[princesuzaku]

@terazpl

"machete" is from mexico, so he doesnt speak proper english. just part of the character.

youre right though, if spoken properly its "doesnt"

[bottle2lip]

rofl this should become a meme.

Machete don't Exfoiliate

Machete don't itemize his tax deductions...

[fakewalka]

- I thought Machete don't text

- Machete improvise

[lucasguti20]

The funny stuff about this line is that he DOES text afterwards in this movie

[87amavin]

This makes me proud to be mexican!

that and cause machete looks like my dad, and uncle.... and grandpa

[tnrc75]

Best.Line.Evah.

[TheSunmanho]

@princesuzaku

there's more to that! It's a slightly altered quote from "APOCALYPSE NOW": "Charlie don't surf". (Charlie = Vietcong, the enemy). Should be somewhere on Youtube too.

[SuperPurpletweety]

Haha

[SuperPurpletweety]

Gaha

[princesuzaku]

@superdragger i said his character was from mexico. thanks for correcting my already correct statement though!

[MrStone2K10]

Ha ha That line rocked

[miximtv]

Epic!