I Steal Pets - Rachel Bloom

Originally seen on Collegehumor.com! Song available for purchase on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-st...

Starring: Rachel Bloom
Director: Paul Briganti
Director of Photography: E. Gustavo Peterson
Editor: Paul Briganti
Song by: Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen
Producers: Jack Dolgen and Mike Geier "aka MacGyver" at the Hidden Studio
Makeup: Elisabet Moscorro

Featuring: Ian Littleworth, Courtney Bree, Wile E., Godzuki, Bronco, Gus, Oscar 1, Jimi, Paige, Wendell, Milton, and introducing Oscar 2

Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/Racheldoesstuff
Website: http://www.racheldoesstuff.com/
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rachel-...

Thanks to: Logan Ludwig, Shelli Bloom, Ali Stroker, Katy Foley, Nicole Shabtai, Jack Dolgen, Tess Paras, and Curtis Gwinn

LYRICS:

Ohhhh
Yeaaaaah

School is really boring,
Can't wait for the bell to ring,
'Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends!
Gonna party through the night-
Karaoke, pillow fights.
The music's loud, the lights are bright
It never ends
I have so many friends!

'Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people.
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed.
Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people.
I steal pets from the popular people,
And lock them in my shed.

At school, life can be such a drag.
Whitney Jones called me a fag.
But her cat ate salmon out of my hand!
I smiled at Michael in the halls,
Then he spread rumors I have balls.
But I taught his dog to hug on command!
I have so many friends!
Right, dog?!

'Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed.
Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people.
I steal pets from the popular people,
And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles!

Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
Rawrrrrrrr.

It's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight,
And I'm the life of it all.
Cats and dogs all groovin' with me,
We're havin' such a ball.
I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix.
He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes.
Suddenly
We kiss!

'Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed.
Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people.
I steal pets from the popular people,
My parents both are dead.
Boo!

I steal pets from the popular people.
(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine).
Then dress them up like the popular people.
(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine).
Yeah I steal pets from the popular people.
(Pets aren't yours, pets are mine).
And dress them up like the popular people.
All of them are mine!

I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed.
I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss
Lock them in my shed.

• Category

  Comedy

[Eddieblueeyes14]

Wow. Work Productivity is a 0! Time for her next video...

[racheldoesstuff]

Next video is filmed and being edited!

[TheRLKing]

But.... I'm not even popular! Why did you take my pet llama?!

[racheldoesstuff]

I GAVE IT TO A ZOO BECAUSE NO ONE SHOULD HAVE A PET LLAMA IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD

[Mikaylee]

Sad thing is, there are probably people who are really lonely and actually do this.

[Jersum]

That was strange, funny as hell though!

[MultiWootie]

OHMYGOD SO IT'S YOU WHO TOOK MY DOG PABLO

[millardsglory]

I FINALLY REALISE THAT SHE SAYS ( for the dog ) And he has gregs eye's not and has great size. Oh my god... awkward.

[unicorncxnt]

This song has been my ringtone since I first saw this video two years ago... Starting from the "I have so many friends..." line. SO GOOD!!!

[CrossKnights]

I'll spell it out for you. She's doing the character from the video. Get it?

[zombiedisco101]

5 stars, and 3 planets (jupiter, neptune, saturn -- the big ones); this is our highest rating ever

[BatmansBukake]

Aha, are you stupid? 

[TheGidgetMidget]

My parents both are dead...BEEEEWWWW!

[Davethe3rd]

Look at the name of the person who uploaded the video, genius.