I've got Blue Balls (I'm coming home parody) D1CE ft. Nitro

A song dedicated to all our fellow blue ballers.

(Lyrics)


(Chorus)
I've got blue balls,
I've got blue balls,
Tell the girls
I've got blue balls
I need Aid,
At getting laid.
I'll even settle for a Granade
I know my Condoms await,
The latex starting to decay
I've got blue balls,
I've got blue balls
Tell the girls I've got blue......
(Intro)
Damn it feels so long,
I am trying to be strong.
I feel like I'm gonna die,
If your like me put your hands high, high, high
If your like me put your hands high, high..
(Verse 1)
Damn its been days, maybe weeks or years,
Just thinking bout it fills my cheeks with tears.
What am I supposed to do, in the club get in my creeper zone,
Because no matter how Persistant ,I still sleep alone.
Your still on your period? This like your third weak,
My sack so blue it's starting to hurt me,
I'll even settle for the grenade I saved,
Even though her face is scary, and her caved aint shaved.
You got a man now?
.........damn how?
I've been rejected more time then I can count
I'm on a dry spell,
I need some fine tail,
My balls so blue, it's starting to affect my health
Why else, would I write a song,
Bout how long
Its been since I've used my shlong.
all the girls I used to cut,
threw their deuces up,
I'm like a starving squirrel, I could use a nut
(Chorus)
(verse 2)
A bed's not really a place to rest,
What a mess,
Tell me, Is it really rest when blue balls manifest?
My brave little soldiers are getting battle scars,
They look like they both starred in the movie avatar
I bought a variety pack with high expectations,
Now I got a shoebox of condoms near their expiration.
My shared pleasure, will probably never be shared,
Intense ribbed, too intense, I was never prepared.
My fire and Ice will be put out and melted,
I bet the pleasure was twisted if I had ever felt it,
I guess my Ecstacy's.. are Kinda new.
And my magnums...Who am I lying too.


[Download Link!:]
http://www.mediafire.com/?q2zus6v4izbl6rt

Category:

Comedy

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• coming
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• parody
• comin
• im
• D1CE
• Nitro
• Ricky
• Nick
• Insane
• Logik
• Dropkick
• Entertainment
• DKE
• DK
• ENT
• Chigz
• Chigga
• Blue
• Balls
• I've
• got
• Blueballs

[purpledewd]

do you live in florida?

[rickyissofine]

@purpledewd Yes I do. Recognized something?

[kelsinbelsin]

pretty cool parody man. how you come up with it. was it just on the fly or wat. sucks that you have blue balls. lmao. i feel your pain man

[rickyissofine]

@kelsinbelsin I wanted to do a parody and this came out of nowhere haha epiphany i guess lol

[Johnxks]

man i keep listening to this parody....u r cool bro.....i really like it

[rickyissofine]

@Johnxks Aww thanks! Fans like you are why we do it! =]

[TheChocolateGiant]

2 people have blue balls.

[mikeyrobot500]

anyone notice the girl at 0:52 kept sleeping

[Wr3cKzNation]

Don't make fun of me I have blue balls

[blackjap09]

2:05 i have those shorts xD

[Savvyanna1]

i just asked my boyfriend if he had blue balls... XD

[iNC0GNiToSHiN0BiiBY]

Funny video man, thumbs up from the U.K peace

[2016Hannah]

is it me or are they pretty hot lol

[bobby622101]

Ice really doesn't help hahaha