Zu lange Zungen - Long Tongues (German)

Ein glückliches Pärchen aus der Selbsthilfegruppe für Menschen mit zu langen Zungen.
Transcript:
- One thing we gotta say, umm... We're members of the self-help group for people with too long tongues.
- Tongues!
- That's a real problem.
- Anyway, the great thing is. We both have met here.
- I'd never found a partner, cause I look kinda funny.
- gngngngn
- And then I saw, he's got the same problem...
- Most people got prejudices. They say, why don't you just cut off your tongue ... at the top!
- It's easier said...
- ... than done.
- When you cut it off, it grows again.
- It grows.
- ... gotta put it back.
- Well, I cut 1 inch off my tongue every day.
- ... but it grows again within a couple of minutes.
- It just grows... You can't do anything about it.
- Must be kinda cell division.
- Anyway, we resigned ourselves to it.
- We love each other just the way we are.
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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• German
• Comedy
• Dan
• Richter
• deutsch

[sweet100172]

wie günstig ist das denn

[sexiidude92]

stick them out!!

[kelmb86]

All of you are sooooooooo stupid if you really believe in this video. It's fake!!!

[Labersau]

ihr habt nur so getan hättet ihr ruhig ma teigen können!!!

:-(

[stuartjones89]

Why don't you stick your tongues out properly and show us how long they really are.

[holle321]

doesnt it hurt to cut the tongues?

oh...

[demi217]

aWW im soo sorry for you guys!! hang in there. i hope for the best for you

[soulflyx85]

boa von dem geräusch muss ich fast kotzen...ausserdem überhaupt nich witzig!!

[JochenFalckBerlin]

Mensch Dan, werd endlich Erwachsen. Gruß Jochen Falck (hab ihr auch was)

[RanmaKun2107]

You two are very strong persons, other would gave up their lives, but not you!

I wish you the best^^