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LARGE LOUIS
On the day that he was born
Dr. Abernathy warned his mama
Man that little tykes got a healthy appetite
Ooo-wee
Escaped from the incubator
Crawled down the hall to the refrigerator
He was truly grandiose
From his head down to his toe
Large Louis
Now the first words that he said
Were gimmie jam and bread
And ice cream
Pound of almond tort
And a half a dozen quart of milk
Rolled on to his back
Looked up at his mama
Said thanks for the snack
He was truly grandiose
From his head down to his toes
Large Louis
Louis kept expanding
He got more and more demanding
Each morning
Big as a rinocerous
He grew almost preposterously
Icebox door kept squeaking
Couch was busted and the floor was creaking
He was truly grandiose
From his head down to his toes
Large Louis
Now he's grown into a man
Geometrically expanding larger
Big as a rinocerous
He grew almost preposteously
Comb his hair with an iron gate
Pick his teeth with the Empire State
He was truly grandiose
From his head down to his toes
Large Louis
So if your apple pie is gone
Don't be raggin' on your one and only
The most likely perpetrator
Of thebare refrigerator, you see
Sneaks round town late at night
Casually devouring everything in sight
He was truly gradiose
From his head down to his toes
Large Louis
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