Christian Girl

I Christian parody of the song Barbie Girl that I wrote and we performed at Round Lake.

I'm a Christian girl in a pagan world
Temptations drastic, not fantastic
Doesn't seem fair, temptations everywhere
Imagination, life is God's creation

Come on Kay, Let's go pray

I'm a Christian girl in a pagan world
Temptations drastic, not fantastic
Doesn't seem fair, temptations everywhere
Imagination, life is God's creation

I'm a truth seeking girl in the postmodern world
Pray for me, take your time, I'm your sister
You're my sis,
Sing and pray,
Feel the joy in the pews
Serve God here, serve him there, hallelujah

You can teach, you can preach
You can say I'm always the Lords, ooh whoa

I'm a Christian girl in a pagan world
Temptations drastic, not fantastic
Doesn't seem fair, temptations everywhere
Imagination, life is God's creation

Come on Kay, Let's go pray, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on Kay, Let's go pray, oooh, oooh
Come on Kay, Let's go pray, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on Kay, Let's go pray, oooh, oooh

Make me serve, make me teach, do whatever's Gods will
I can act like a saint, I can pray on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, feed the poor, let's go praying

You can teach, you can preach
You can say I'm always the Lords
You can teach, you can preach
You can say I'm always the Lords

Come on Kay, Let's go pray, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on Kay, Let's go pray, oooh, oooh
Come on Kay, Let's go pray, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on Kay, Let's go pray, oooh, oooh


I'm a Christian girl in a pagan world
Temptations drastic, not fantastic
Doesn't seem fair, temptations everywhere
Imagination, life is God's creation

I'm a Christian girl in a pagan world
Temptations drastic, not fantastic
Doesn't seem fair, temptations everywhere
Imagination, life is God's creation

Come on Kay, Let's go pray, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on Kay, Let's go pray, oooh, oooh
Come on Kay, Let's go pray, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on Kay, Let's go pray, oooh, oooh

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well, Kay, we're just beginning!
Oh, I love you Jesus!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• aqua
• barbie
• girl
• parody
• christian

[franklyfranklee84]

Extremely cheesy, but I like it.

[xHCProductions]

@Anon2076 <3 Thanks for representing!

[drakegod84]

Fucking sluts

[luluberyllium]

This is why there are atheists.

[KottLoom]

DAAAAAM THESE HOES NEED SOME SPANKINNNN.

[TheToxicAtheist]

Praythegayaway3 you are the worst kind of human. There is nothing wrong with attraction to the same sex. What's wrong is bible thumping red neck Americans like yourself.

[theheinzification]

@pepsigrl232 sorry to respond to an old comment. a) for once religion in itself is a parody for ppl outside of that religion. b) poes law (look it up if you dont know what that is) seemingly works both ways. c) "christian girl in a pagan world" sounds like a parody coz its nonsense in the first place and d) offensiv to pagans, although xians like to complain being offended themselves. e) "imagination, life is gods creation" yeah. imagination.

(compare: watch?v=-o4Dr91DJY0)

[Anon2076]

@morganjosh11 By faith YOU believe this and by faith YOU believe that. Well great. I'm not you. By faith Jews believe they are right. By faith, Buddhists believe they are right. Why do you think YOUR faith is superior to others? You're pathetic.

[morganjosh11]

@Anon2076 Because by faith I believe that the Bible is true (John 17:17 Jesus said "Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth".) (Jeremiah 10:10 a But the Lord is the true God He is the living God) and if the Bible is true that would prove all other religons wrong. God loves you so much, that he sent his only son on this horrible earth to be beaten, whipped, have nails stuck into his hands, and wear a crown of thorns. He did this all so YOU can go to heaven. He loves you that much

[Anon2076]

And might I add... what's wrong with Paganism? Pagans are the most peaceful people in this world xD