Twilight "Saga" Spoof- New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn

Bella introduces her new "vampire" boyfriend to her father.


Yes, it's another Twilight parody . This is dedicated to everyone who despises this grotesque idiocy as passionately as I do.

For those of you who do actually enjoy Twilight, I would recommend watching this on mute.

Also, for the sensitive in the audience, I would appreciate not being called a homophobe or gay basher because of what is said in the video. I myself do not have a problem with the gay community, the character in my video however does. I gave him a handle bar mustache for a reason. There's only two kinds of men who have the balls big enough to attempt to pull off handle bar mustaches, those who hate homosexuals as much as humanly possible, and those who ARE homosexuals. The character in my video is the former.

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Category:

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Tags:

• New Moon
• Twilight
• Eclipse
• Robert Pattinson
• Edward Cullen
• Taylor Lautner
• Jacob Black
• Kristen Stewart
• Bella Swan
• Stephenie Meyer
• Vampire
• Werewolf
• Sparkling
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• Spoof
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• Sketch
• MonkeyandApple
• funny
• comedy

[Bluemgwes]

The girl that plays bella in this video is wayyy hotter than Kristin Stewart.

[motleygrl1997]

This is the best thing I've seen in my whole life ROFL LMFAO LOL XD

[RealJohnOh]

323 of his sparkles made a youtube acc and hit the dislike button.

[thekissofdeath149]

So funny! I love it so much!

[jazziebabe89]

i busted in tears when i saw "Jacob" lol

[photographerinmaking]

It's like there's a magnet in your face attracting my hand :')

[SammyxBabyy]

BEST fucking parody yet, milk came out of my nose! LMFAO ROFL

[cookiemonsterwuvsyoo]

ur gonna break his sparklessssssssssssssssssssss

[cookiemonsterwuvsyoo]

goooooooooooood looooooooooooooood innnnnnnnnnnnnnnn heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven

[RealJohnOh]

I spit out my noodls when i saw this XDDD

[ALICELOVERable]

Soor but boring at the beging

[daniking333]

@EnemyKing5 yes it is XDDDDDD