Muhammed's Fatwah on Beer

In a startling revelation today, Muhammed has corrected Islam's policy on beer...

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Comedy

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• Muhammed
• Mohammed
• beer
• spirits
• alcoholic
• beverages
• intoxicants
• parody
• Islam
• terror
• terrorism
• bud
• light
• muslim
• moslem

[sosowa7sh]

Jesus Said: Verily, verily, I say unto you: The servant is not greater than his lord; neither he that is sent greater than he that sent him.

So people how could Jesus said he is a Servant of GOD, and he is Not greater than His LORD"" GOD"" Why you say Trinity and One in three, three in One?? How it comes true?? Its not Logical, GOD Born him self to be GOD and then died?? Jesus Never said i am GOD worship me!!! your priest teaches you to say such Lies that has no proofs!!!!!!

[Fatwahs]

@sosowa7sh

I don't know what the nature of Jesus is. Some say he is God, some say he is the son of God. None of that really matters. Jesus taught peace. He didn't teach 'jihad', he didn't teach degrading women, he didn't teach molesting young girls, and he didn't teach cutting people's heads or hands off. Jesus is civilized, while Muhammed is barbaric.

[sosowa7sh]

@Fatwahs Thank You for your Questions about Islam, But Islam Never teaches what you say!! but what you are told about degrading women in Islam is what you hear from Media. Molesting young Girls?? How come you believe such of Lies and you don't own your self the right to check, read how Quran order us to give women their full rights, eg. she is only one can approve and chose who she wants to marry, that's clear in Islam!!! Cont....

[Fatwahs]

@sosowa7sh

Women do NOT have full rights in Sharia courts. Their word is only considered half of a man's. This isn't media, it's truth, one that you try to hide. Islam allows beating of women for disobedience. Islam allows marriage of young girls, and molestation, but no intercourse until 9. This isn't lies, it's the truth. Muhammed was a pedophile, diddling his child bride Aisha at 9 years old. Islam is barbaric, an archaic religion from the middle ages.

[sosowa7sh]

@Fatwahs Cont..2...Then he must pay salary expenses for the wife and children, until she gets married again!!! in Islam a woman's money is for herself only, and a man's money is for his wife and family!!! Now all these are rules we get from Quran and Hadeth so we have Proof from our religion source, you can check by your self.... and these Rules are 1400 Years old!!! So where you should get your Info from directed Media and propaganda Or should you read for your Self!!!

[Fatwahs]

@sosowa7sh What good are the rights of women when they can be taken away with a single accusation? When the word of a woman only counts for half, none of her rights are real, but only an illusion. This is the joke, the LIE of Islam and Sharia. ANY MAN can accuse ANY WOMAN of ANYTHING, and his word is taken, and she can be punished, stoned, maimed, or even killed at his word. That's where the power lies, and that's where Islam LIES. Islam is the religion of deceit, of lies, of devils.

[fuckallah11]

Mohammed had sex with a six-year old girl,He was a pedophile and murdered people...he was a rapist and an lying asshole, may piss and shit be upon him and the quran .I like to use quran as toilet paper after i rubbe my nuts on it.

[DrThrashenstein]

@sosowa7sh*****WOW your in serious denial just like a junkie. What kind of sick fuckin dog kills his daughters and calls it HONOR killings. Since you dont know I'll tell you, A SICK ASS BRAINWASHED MUSLIM COWARD! You obviously dont even know your own sharia law. I bet your not even a true muslim. Your just a fuckin idiot if you cant see what muslims are doing. And we dont get the facts from our media. Our twisted media loves you little pieces of shit. Our facts come from defectors of islam.

[eric5906]

Ummmmmm, beer. Thanks Mohammed. I will go and carry out your command to drink beer.

[ripvankev]

Blow yourslef up and there will be 72 virgins and little boys with necklaces and earrings serving you wine, beer and milk and honey from streams in paradise!

[ripvankev]

Hahahahah awesome!

[MrTheCorrupter]

@sosowa7sh So how does that imply that Jesus was a servant in context?.Jesus was speaking to his disciples and they were his servants in context.Muslim understanding of the bible can easily be refuted within a matter of seconds.The trinity might be illogical to a Muslim, but the Torah(Jewish bible) shows a pluralistic yet singular god(ELOHIM) and staying true to that, the New testament reaffirmed it.Allah is not Yahweh.Maybe Allah is a simple God, the Lord of Israel is much more complex.

[6740jason]

@Fatwahs LMAO..!

[selinahotbabe1]

islam is not the truth i know QURAN IS A COPY OF BIBLE and torah of jews and christians

[chairincarnate]

@TheJasonking Nah, Allah is a old pedophile, Satan is doing it for the lulz.

[TheJasonking]

@chairincarnate check youtube and the answer is allah is the 666 and in the coran its a holy number, now go and check it out

type; izlam and 666, satan and 666, allah and 666

Well wot i have to say to you? hope you like yor new boss, lol

[chairincarnate]

@TheJasonking I am a Satanist and I haet Allah.