Viking Webcam Episode #15

In this episode, Bjorn interviews Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple. Steve takes it from there. It's the Steve Jobs rap. Hilarity ensues.

STEVE JOBS RAP LYRICS:
My gadgets are awesome, you've just gotta buy.
But my wardrobe's lacking for such a rich guy.

The iPhone, now hackers are trying to unlock it.
If you break my phone, you'll put cash in my pocket!

This signal is awful, come on Steve, be noble!
I wish I could help you, but I've got T-Mobile!

Britney's gut! Britney's gut! Britney's gut! Britney's gut!

I'll take off 200 and that's quite enough.
Now take your store rebate, buy more Apple stuff!

The new iPod touch got a (Woo!) stunned reaction.
Although you can't add events, taste the subtraction!

Britney's gut! Britney's gut! Britney's gut! Britney's gut!

So sell me your soul, the American way!
I'll box it, I'll brand it, I'll sell it on eBay!

So eat your three servings of fruit to be healthy.
An Apple a day keeps me nice and wealthy!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bjorn
• svenson
• viking
• webcam
• moose
• steve
• jobs
• rap
• apple
• iphone
• ipod
• touch
• britney
• spears
• gut

[hoycegracie2k]

This sucked.

[VikingWebcam]

Bjorn agrees. Your original animated video is much better. Wait.

[dylanjadams]

This is utterly terrible I can't believe someone would spend there time making this video.

[VikingWebcam]

Bjorn actually had a lot of fun making this. Also, your argument would carry a lot more weight if you spelled "their" correctly. Bjorn thanks you for viewing!

[BritBritFAN]

Awesome vid

[lopolo42]

Brittany's gut... Brittany's gut...

[lopolo42]

Best youtube comment I've ever read. EVER.

[CyberAlyMan]

Hahaha, that was great. Inspired even.

[Spindax]

Wait... You didn't answer any viewer email! Wtf is happening? So, in your next episode, will you please use this as a viewer email?: Dear Bjorn. Why do you wear a horned helm? You know real vikings didn't do it: It just makes hitting your head with an axe or sword easier.