Xbox 360 Song

Download the song here: http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/7/9/118156/xbox%20360%20song.wma

*Please stop asking me for the Halo Masterz pic. I do not have it.*
Just so we're clear, I'M NOT A SINGER!! lmao. Just felt this needed to be made :)
Read the lyrics if you can't understand me. Sorry, I have a really bad mic.

"Xbox 360 Song"

I sang this song to counter the anti-Sony song. I went and got some facts to go with the lyrics, and unlike the anti-Sony video, I don't lie about anything [you can't find your friends? Yeah, bullshit. Any idiot knows how to do that on the XMB lol]

I'm not a professional singer or anything [obviously!], I just did this for a bit of fun, when I had insomnia.

LRYICS:

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bunch of games and the new Xbox
We'll play 'til the break of dawn
Now, suddenly, something's wrong
Microsoft just stick to software
You're not cut out to make hardware
Now I sit and wonder why
I bought something that will just die

Microsoft's red ring of doom
Don't play it for more than a day it'll die
They keep telling the consumer
We're getting this game—oh great, another rumor!
Listen good, now, this law
If your 360 happens to fall
It will sound like a chainsaw
It'll kill the disc, once and for all!

Yeah, yeah, we've heard it before
Microsoft gives you more
Add more on, it'll still be phony
They just wish they were more like Sony
Come on listen to all our lies
We're just trying to avoid demise
Your friends will laugh when your console dies
So when it does, don't be surprised!

CNN and NBC
Especially MSNBC
Are Microsoft companies
So, of course, they always decree
360's 0WNZ PS3's
At least that's what they make the public believe.
Microsoft you're playing a dirty game
Don't you have any fuckin shame?!
Don't you have any fuckin shame?!

I have had a 360
And it got the RROD
No more Xbox—I turned Ps3
I had it for months, it still amazes me
Remote connection, free online play
Reliable system, what more can I say?
Sure you guys have Gears of War
And maybe...Halo, if it's cool anymore...

But we've got Lair and Heavenly Sword
Little big planet and MGS 4
Sure we now share DMC
But suck my dick, we're getting God of War 3!
Killzone, Resistance, and Motorstorm
R+C:TOD will own!
Warhawk, Uncharted, and NGS
The 360's just left with shit.


halo masterz pic: http://files.filefront.com/halo+masterzjpg/;12809640;/fileinfo.html

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[DemonSonicschannel]

btw Microsoft only care about money then there fans.

[WackyModder84]

This video is officially irrelevant, because the RROD is officially GONE.

SONY'S THE ONE that's bullshit this time for the following reasons:

1.) Violating people's personal privacy over PSN.

2.) Failing to secure people's personal information on PSN.

3.) Arbitration Clause to cover their ass cuz they knew they fucked up.

4.) Taking away OtherOS

5.) Taking away the Card Reader

6.) Taking away Four USB Ports

7.) Taking away Backwards Compatability

P.S. Final Fantasy 13 sucked mad throbbing cock.

[WackyModder84]

@sparkybigptalkshow

I know what the RDOD is, dude.

MY 360S got it before.

How do you fix it?

DON'T BLOCK THE VENTS!!! XD

Simple as that!

Compressed Air + Move Shit Outta The Way = All Fixed Up! =)

[sparkybigptalkshow]

@WackyModder84 google "Red dot of death"

[WackyModder84]

@sparkybigptalkshow

The Red Dot of Death is not even a Hardware Failure.

It is a warning light that means that your vents are blocked and need to be cleaned.

Your argument is irrelevant.

[sparkybigptalkshow]

@WackyModder84 The red dot of death is it's replacement.

[WackyModder84]

@FreezerUp363

Oh I know the PS3 has better hardware than the 360.

I wasn't bashing the PS3 here.

I was bashing SONY for what THEY DID to the PS3 and PSN users.

[FreezerUp363]

@WackyModder84 You're a dumbass its just a console, and the ps3 song is also irrelevant now. And despite your list of stupid stuff, the ps3 and Sony are better than the 360 and Microsoft. I personally choose Xbox 360 as my console because it has superior games, but when it comes to the system itself, ps3 wins hands down. So stop listing stupid shit that doesn't even matter now.

[skilla7killa]

BITCH ,PLEASE..who won the battle? nuff said gaybox fanboys.

[rebirthofdarkgamer]

the butt hurt is powerful here

[TheFreedomcloud]

...SD cards which is absolutly stupid. In my opinion both companies are pretty stupid, the difference is that microsoft improved whilst sony didn't. So yes if you take it by that Microsoft is probably the better company. But you are only chosing between shit or piss, both are equally bad. But the Sega megadrive will always be there for you with a copy of sonic 3.

[TheFreedomcloud]

Seeing as I am completly unbiased due to me being a sega fanboy and having both consoles I will say one thing. The early xbox 360 broke down easily because microsoft where cheap bastards and did shawdy soldering. After relizing they are losing more money due to this than gaining they sorted it, effectivly stopping RROD, which is good. And the PS3 has many good features, the only problem is that sony doesn't keep thing secure, and they are cheap so they stopped backwards compatability and...