Earth Daze

Blargal is surprised about how little Earthlings care about their planet. No matter,when Earthlings are modulated,it merely means a longer cleanup,before Blargal and Zarbod can dominate the planet.

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[maintoc]

Welcome*, to Earth. Please report all offworld plants; meats; and diseases to the customs officer. Thank you.

[Blargaldalien]

I have 2 out of those 3.

[CommentorX]

Venus? Blargal, do you have Venus envy? Where's Katiesopinion when you need her?

[Blargaldalien]

I'd call HER a Venus.

[Blargaldalien]

It all depends on the sauce...

[Blargaldalien]

Imagine,if you allow earth to heat up,you will all be parboi;ed,and ready to be served,with a nice chianti,fff,ff,fff,fff

[Blargaldalien]

We have one,on our planet. But our planet is not named Earth. So,I suppose the name is different.

[Blargaldalien]

Wonderful,Captain.

We would apprieciate it greatly,if you would lead humanity into our spacecraft,for a group probing session.

[ariestheramone]

Maybe you should create your own Un-Earthly Day.

[captainfury2007]

If you are looking for Earth's leader, that would be me. I humbly serve you and none of these cretins deserve to live.