Bronies, Y'all (Extended Edition)

So I got a much longer list of the 4chan bronies, and so decided to make this. Around 2 minutes of solid brony listing. Hell yeah.

It's Friday, wakin' up at a quarter to noon
Because we know that the party will be startin' soon
Take a shower, get dressed, have a bowl of cereal
I know it's too routine and it's rather dull
But in an hour or so the shit's gonna kick off
I finish up my routine and then I take a load
It's 1:30, turn the TV on, what do I see?
IT'S THE FRESHEST SHOW ON EARTH! MY LITTLE PONY!
We got Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie
Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash, and a dragon named Spike
There's not a thing going on that you just can't like
So if you think you got game, then come at me bro
But I'm a brony, muh boy, and I'm magical
I got friendship magic coming at you like POW!
SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND AND WATCH THE SHOW RIGHT NOW!

I used to wonder what friendship could be
And then these motherfuckin' ponies shared their magic with me
It's way more than an internet community
It's the new world order, Celestia's our queen

To make a new brony, here's what you gotta do
Grab some friends, and some family, and a hobo or two
Sit them down in from of the TV set
And then run off to the kitchen and make sure you get
A big tray of snacks, maybe some cupcakes
You could get them at the store, but they're better freshly baked
Turn the TV on, access the DVR
I know you recorded every episode so far
Swarm of the Century? Or Dog and Pony Show?
Not the CMC episodes, man, those ones blow
Oh, I know which one, throw on Winter Wrap Up
Aww shit, man, today we gettin' fucked up
Fast forward through the intro, that's only for the vets
We don't wanna scare away your guests just yet
Is it over? Quick, check your friends, ask 'em how they feel
Oh what, they're all bronies? SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

I used to wonder what friendship could be
And then these motherfuckin' ponies shared their magic with me
It's way more than an internet community
It's the new world order, Celestia's our queen

Lord Cupcake (He's a brony y'all)
Thunder Guise (He's a brony y'all)
TinPony (He's a brony y'all)
BokuNoDesu (He's a brony y'all)

Darth Lyra (He's a brony y'all)
Kitty Tail (He's a brony y'all)
Darkest One (He's a brony y'all)
Mortimer (He's a brony y'all)

DaBaker (He's a brony y'all)
DScootaloo (He's a brony y'all)
PorkSlope (He's a brony y'all)
Fltrshi46 (He's a brony y'all)

Skylight (He's a brony y'all)
Sky Rings (He's a brony y'all)
Skyshadow (He's a brony y'all)
Kere... (She's a brony y'all)

Rainbowwy (He's a brony y'all)
Scootypuff (He's a brony y'all)
BraeBurn (He's a brony y'all)
Androgynous (He's a brony y'all)

Superbn86 (He's a brony y'all)
Double-slash Pinkie (He's a brony y'all)
VIP M. Lamb (He's a brony y'all)
MellowBloom (He's a brony y'all)

DepressionPony (He's a brony y'all)
E-HIPPIE !FOREST (He's a brony y'all)
SweFur (He's a furry y'all)
And I'm not okay with that (Deal with it dot gif)

Crimson Knight (He's a brony y'all)
Ren Hoek (He's a brony y'all)
Skegg OLd/sNOn (He's a brony y'all)
Flutterby (He's a brony y'all)

Red Jacket (He's a brony y'all)
Kingcakes (He's a brony y'all)
Tolerant Dalek (He's a brony y'all)
Bento (He's a brony y'all)

Reverie (He's a brony y'all)
Sunset Rose (He's a brony y'all)
Janitor Bob (He's a brony y'all)
ihavenoface (He's a brony y'all)

AppleGaloshes (He's a brony y'all)
Azure BUtterfly (He's a brony y'all)
Shadow Moon (He's a brony y'all)
Shoyuken! (He's a brony y'all)

Horseradish (He's a brony y'all)
BubbleBuddy (He's a brony y'all)
Squiddy McPony (He's a brony y'all)
Smock Hobbes (He's a brony y'all)

Lloyd (He's a brony y'all)
White Clover (He's a brony y'all)
Awesome Eel (He's a brony y'all)
MoonGaze (He's a brony y'all)

Flutterguy (He's a brony y'all)
F-I-M-W (He's a brony y'all)
Zem (He's a brony y'all)
Alpha D-Nukem (He's a brony y'all)

Shimmershine Dash (He's a brony y'all)
Llama Llumps (He's a brony y'all)
SmokeyMeadow (He's a brony y'all)
Ridley (He's a brony y'all)

HUPony (He's a brony y'all)
The Irish Duck (He's a brony y'all)
Pulse and Quill (They're both bronies y'all)
Anonymous (They're all bronies y'all)

Grendo (He's a brony y'all)
Mootykins (He's a brony y'all)
Barack Obama (He's a brony y'all)
Newt Gingritch (He's a brony y'all)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• my
• little
• pony
• friendship
• is
• magic
• 4chan
• brony
• thunder
• guise

[EnzoBlaze]

You need to be a little louder

[Doomwad765]

@EnzoBlaze Make me.

[phantomx199119]

wtf is a brony?!

[Doomwad765]

@phantomx199119 It's a small, scale-covered rodent that eats bacon and sleeps in fancy french restaurants.

[Doomwad765]

@AnotherTalk Okay, well, maybe I just don't care enough, how about that? Is that good 'nough fer ya?

[iknothatukno]

Dun listened to all that list

(I'm a brony y'all)

[iTubbsy]

Lloyd.

[AnotherTalk]

@Doomwad765

;_;

[AnotherTalk]

@Doomwad765

But you said "she" for Kere!

[Doomwad765]

@AnotherTalk There are no girls on the internet.

This does not mean that no girls access the internet, or that girls aren't allowed on the internet, it means that if you're on the internet, you're not a girl.

Is good science.