A Call To Time Warner Cable

ATTENTION!!!: The Yellow Writing Captures What The Representatives Speak. The Second Representative Has An Accent & I Did My Best To Capture His Every Word As I Heard It, So Don't I Think Misspelled Anything. Listen & Read Carefully And You'll See That I Quoted Him With Precision.

I AM NOT Purposely Making Fun Of His Voice With The Subtitling. I Did, However, Type Out EVERYTHING I Heard To Make It Understandable For You The Viewer--Just In Case You Couldn't Make Out Their Speech.

One Of Many Conversations With The Fuckin Assholes At Time Warner Cable.

*UPDATE* - (March 11, 2011): My Internet service was out the ENTIRE day on March 10, 2011. My request to speak to another "Technician" was turned down.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• time
• warner
• cable
• nyc
• new
• york
• high
• speed
• internet
• road
• runner
• broadband
• modem

[evilgabe666]

No wonder why you don't get no help. Your language. I'd hang up on you lol. Next call please. Get a job loser

[TRUTH4IDIOTS]

@evilgabe666 Get laid, you trolling homo. There's more to life then running your mouth on the net like a fuckin faggot ass coward. Think about that, you pathetic sack o shit.

[dirtdeaddog]

ha ha ha poor stupid ,if you would know where time warner cable´s customer service office is located . i remember dealing with assholes like you ,while you are getting more pissed off the customer service representative is laughing at you, You should know that when you call time warner cable you´ll be assisted by a tattoed wetback hommie (I´m not one of them) ,I used to hate the unlucky customers that never had their services working properly.

[TRUTH4IDIOTS]

@dirtdeaddog You need a serious grammar lesson, you fuckin retard. Judging by your typing, I'm probably better off dealing with a "wetback hommie" instead of a white garbage dumb shit like you. You can't form a proper sentence, let alone assist another person as customer service. For your safety, I suggest you keep runnin your little shitty mouth on net, so you never get hurt, you weak little penis.

[dust1n1269]

Yo, fuck Verizon.. I have their shitty service and EVERY, TIME, I TRY, TO GET A HOLD, of a PERSON in THE COUNTRY, I LIVE IN, I end up getting some DOT head in Malaysia or some shit who can't fuckin' speak a damn word of Proper English..

[TRUTH4IDIOTS]

@dust1n1269 That's actually because we're are too stingy to pay Americans to be our technical support. It's cheaper to pay someone over seas. "Dot heads" as you call'em, are more educated than the average U.S. hillbilly. I can't count how many Indian doctors I've come across in my life.

Many companies providing services for the U.S. have foreign technical support. Instead of being racist towards foreigners, go focus that energy on Americans, who are too stupid to run their own shit.

[TRUTH4IDIOTS]

@YorCableGuy I Think You Misunderstood...You're All Cunts. Even Stupid Fuckin Cocksuckers Like You That Come Here & Pretend To Work For Them. Get A Life, You Brainless White Turd.

[goya77]

laugh...its not they bad you live in a shitty spot were you have no other opts..be a little more respectful as a person and treat like you want to be treatd..may b they hook you up with a five dollar credit...yeah yeah i know..you dont give a f...at the end of te day..they dont give a f... either

[dirtdeaddog]

intermitent connection that´s what the bitch said ,keep cursing them ,you only make their days funnier ,i mean it .

[Hollywood2NY]

Great Job On The Video