Stupid things said to vegans

Over the years I've been vegan I've had some stupid things said to me. Here are my answers to some of them.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• vegan
• veganism
• vegetarian
• humour
• angry
• meat
• animals
• stupid

[laurenht]

Your retarded, and no before you think I'm insulting you being vegan I'm not, I'm vegan. Just ignore stupid people like that, don't act like them.

[phurphy]

@laurenht My retarded what?

[laurenht]

@phurphy Um, what?

[phurphy]

@laurenht

You said "Your retarded" my retarded what? what are you talking about?

[FactVsReligion]

The BEST chocolate cake Ive ever had was vegan!

[blakmira]

This is so funny, thanks for the laughs! We vegans get mocked & misrepresented so often (even with over 10 million vegans in US as of last year, we are still the minority) that it's a great relief to laugh instead of cry at the sad things we all know happen to animals.

[chinson1984]

Just FYI, humans are as a species omnivores. One does not decide to eat vegan or vegetarian and then become a herbivore. They are still an omnivore that chooses not to eat meat.

[blakmira]

@satinISsexy Oh, but I have chosen to have no children, so you have ass-umed incorrectly.

You're awfully desperate to point fingers. Feeling guilty?

I've got two words for you -- Bowel Cancer.

[ssths]

you know the reason why people make fun of vegans? its because many vegans feel that they have to let the entire world know that they are vegan. Im not saying its all vegans, but some just need to shut the fuck up. that aside, I being an omnivore(more of a carnivore really) I am starting to get interested in going vegetarian or vegan for heath reasons being that I am an amateur fighter. but im looking for info on it that isnt biast to meat eating or veganism, can anyone help me out? thanks.

[laurenht]

@phurphy I meant "you're retarded" sorry, typo

[imluvinyourmum]

@blakmira so u are claiming around 1 in 20 - 25 ppl is vegan in th us? thats bs

video maker is crazy tho lol, kinda scary... so what if the cow's milk can also be drunk by the calf? first you complain we kill them, now u complain we milk them, wtf? go fk a cow in the ass and get it over and done with

[fightTHEpower08]

Ohh boo hoo. You vegans are made fun of. :'( Its because we others are inferior and tremble at ur all knowing abilities and moralities of life, because they are perfect and correct.

You know why "we" eat cakes with eggs and milk, because it doesnt taste like arse and im not emotionally involved with my food. Kill an animal, itll make you smile :)