commandant lassard and Mahoney take ONE

I thought it was funny as hell to listen to my friend try to read this story idea that I wrote up. He usually is great at this sort of thing but we were aprox 3 sheets to the wind. (maybe even additional sheets to follow I am not sure)

introducing

A pitch for the newest sitcom on network TV. Read by an extremely drunk person. Recorded by his extremely drunk friend.


Commandante Lassard, highly decorated officer and leader at the famed Police Academy was loved by many in the circles and ranks of the police force training. That is until one day when he had to quit his position at the academy due to his ongoing embarrasing relationship with a prostitute that Sgt. Carey Mahoney introduced him to. After a brief farwell party involving the few remaining friends he had left at his beloved academy, Cammandante left the training grounds for the last time.

Now the commandate is forced to find work elsewhere and rebuild his career while putting the pieces of his life back together. Long since abandoned by his prostitute lover when the cheap floozy found out he had been fired, the only friend he has left in the world is Sgt. Carey Mahoney. With nowhere else to go he has become roommates with his longtime friend. Together they just might find their way in this world. Let's watch their continuing adventures!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• commandant
• lassard
• Mahoney
• police
• academy
• Steve
• Guttenberg
• beer
• drinking
• drunk
• blooper
• sketch