ISHKB Ep. 2

Sorry guys, I'm too lazy to do a recap. LOL. The last thing that happened was Chelsea broke up with Joe.

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Joe: *in shock*
**Awkward silence.
Kevin: *coughs*
Nick: *sniffs, looks around*
Taylor: *whistles*
Hannah: Yup.
Jana: *to Chelsea* WILL YOU JUST STORM OUT ALREADY?!?
Chelsea: Oh! Right-Wait was that in the script?
Jana: I think so. Lemme check...
**Everyone pulls out ISHKB script and flips through the pages til they get to where they are.
Jana: *points at script* See, right here, ‘Chelsea: *storms out*’
Chelsea: Ahh, so should we take it from...where Joe punches Justin?
Justin: Aww man, he has to punch me again? That hurt!
Joe: Sorry, man.
Justin: Its cool, bro.
**Man handshake thingy between them.
Justin: Psh, I hate being the bad guy. *to Taylor* Why’d you have make ME evil? In AYNIL I should have been like the extra best friend or something!
Booboo: Whoa. Even I forgot I was a part of this story. I feel so ignored.
Taylor: Justin, I’m sorry, but I’m not the one who wrote this. I’m just the “story Taylor”, not the real one!
Mysterious voice: CUT!!!
**Everyone turns to look at me. I walk over to them and start talking.
Me: Guys, I’m sitting here at my computer listening to Smoke On The Water and typing at the same time, and you guys are forgetting your lines. This is not how I had written it in the first draft.
Booboo: You didn’t include me in the awkward silence.
Me: Thats because the awkward silence wasn’t a part of the story. That was Chelsea forgetting to storm out.
Chelsea: How is this my fault? You’re the one typing all this!
Me: Ugh, I know, I know. Alright, ya know what? Lets just take it from where Joe punches Justin.
Justin: Oh. Yay. Note the sarcasm.
**Everyone looks at him.
Justin: Uhh, real Taylor? You forgot to make ‘Note the sarcasm’ as an action. Why did I say it rather than roll my eyes or something?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FOCUS, JUSTIN.
Hannah: *eyes widen* Oh wow, Tay, your jeans are so cute!
Taylor and Me: Thanks!
**I look at my story’s creation and look down at myself. Indeed, we are wearing the same jeans. I roll my eyes as I smile and laugh inside.
Me: Okay. From right AFTER Joe punches Justin.
Justin: Wow! Thanks!
Me: *laugh* Anytime. Just...don’t forget your lines!
Justin: I could hug you right now!
Taylor: Didn’t you get enough action in AYNIL?!?
**We all laugh.
Me: Well, Justin, you couldn’t hug me if you tried, because I am your creator, and, to put it simply, you don’t exist anywhere other than my imagination.
Booboo: You sounded very intelligent when you said that.
Me: Thank you. Wait-I MADE you say that. So am I really thanking MYSELF? Wow. Anyway. From Chelsea’s line, “JOE!” And, ACTION!
**I leave the set and continue typing from where we left off.
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