Top 10 Reasons I Won't Date A Vegetarian

Re: Top 10 Reasons I Won't Date A Meat-Eater

This is the top 10 reasons I will NOT date a vegetarian.

1. If you can't commit to meat, how can I expect you to go to the butcher's for me every week?

2. You are what you eat, and oh BOY do I love pizza.

3. I like people who maim and abuse animals. And you just can't be an animal-hating meat-eater with all those garden burgers, tofu, and global warming solutions caused by the vegetarian industry around the world.

4. I don't want to be on vacation and have to deal with you constantly ordering some kind of salad or a veggie burger. That would ruin my vacation.

5. It doesn't matter how hot you are on the outside, if you don't help me finish this bucket of KFC I'm going to kick your ass.

6. Vegetarians live longer lives than a meat-eater. I don't want to have to worry about you outliving me.

7. I like kissing a lot and there's no bigger turn off than broccoli burp and spinach in the teeth. That's just gross.

8. Meat is sexy. Vegetables are not.

9. The entropy of an isolated system not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium. Know what I mean?

10. I don't want a potato ass. I want a big heaping helping of burger buns.

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[imanaddicttoneon]

1) It was a joke.

2) I'm a Vegetarian and thought it was funny.

3) Not all Vegans and Veges are the same. 

[CeVoyageur]

he is being sarcastic!

[2011Radhika]

lol! I was about to get here and get all angry and tell you to shove your crazy opinions...well you know where this goes...

anyway - i realised it was a joke. Good one :)

[EnragedTurkey]

Lol fag!

[whitebotun23]

Date once, you will change your attitude!!! ;)

[laaaalaaalaa]

I'm pretty sure he's kidding?

[makutenshi]

spinach burp hahaha

[kikbox90]

Haha! This is so funny because he is such a sheeple I hope you die of heart disease.

[16BrookeK]

Hahaha this is cute. I'm a vegetarian and we don't want you either

[DarkBassist07]

FAGGOT

[bitterblackberry]

He's cute :P

[ceejaypeemac]

@kimbaundead it was a

joke :-)