Gary Wood - What Would The Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?

This song is impossible to find. I thought I should upload it and spread the word. Below is where the song originates, but can't be downloaded anymore. Please don't re-upload this video.

The scientists are wrong
the atheists are too
geophysicists and anthropologists
haven't got a clue.

Your Ph.D. is useless
so is everything you know
if you haven't heard the heavenly word
of the beer volcano.

(Chorus)
What would the Flying Spaghetti Monster do?
that's the only question that concerns me and you
in our search for the truth.
In our daily lives there's so much strife
but we can live by this rule
and take the time to ponder it through.

The Noodly Appendage
is there for everyone
It created trees and mountains,
a midget and the sun.

Put away your carbon dating tools
they're not accurate at all
if you haven't heard
the Flying Spaghetti Monster's blessed call.

(Chorus)

The polar caps are melting
the glaciers are in retreat,
is it fluorocarbons that have caused
the rising of the sea?

Arr, matey, there's a ratio
it's scientific fact
global warming won't abate
'til the pirate ships come back.

(Chorus)

The children in our public schools
in every science class
deserve the honest truth about
the origins of man.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Biblical Design
or logical conjecture based on overwhelming
observable evidence...
let them make up their own minds!

(final Chorus, variant)
What would the Flying Spaghetti Monster do?
that's the only question that concerns me and you
in our search for the truth.
In our daily lives there's so much strife
but we can work it through
if we live every day by this rule.
What would the Flying Spaghetti Monster do?

This song is copyright 2005 by Gary Wood, http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2785

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[CaptainAwesomeDerp]

I listen to it daily <3

[richhaddon]

Awesome ode to the FSM

[hamnonox]

I LOVE IT!!!

[CherchezMoi]

"Grated Hits"...LOL!