Palin and the Chipmunks (Higher Quality) w/ Lyrics

Chipmunk Sarah Palin sings it like it is. (This video has cleaner graphics than version posted earlier).

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Lyrics:

I'm a proud
Hockey Mom
Here to say hello

I am new
to this game
but I'm set to go.

Don't believe that
my skill level's
just too low.

Close your mind
turn off the
Daily Show!

Dinosaurs
On our shores
not so long ago.

I believe
cuz the good book
It tells me so.

Nobel Prize
Big surprise
what do those dorks know?

I'm the Queen
Of the average Joe


Don't give me those GOTCHA questions, I don't need to answer you.
My notes tell me what to say and I can also wink on cue.
Don't ask me for the plan I have to fix the mess that we are in.

I'll just give my speech again, and flash you with my folksy grin


Let's move on, look forward, and don't talk about my past
Todd's dodging subpoenas, he can't take their legal blast.

With the
power I have
I must be revered.

Be aware
I'm a bear
And I must be feared.

When they shot
Bambi's mom
My whole family cheered!

Where's the call?
I'd have volunteered!

See this bear
On my chair
Whatta nice fur coat

Here's my loaded gun.
that I like to tote.

From a jeep
or the sky
(Or a nice swift boat)

I'll attack
Just offer me your vote.

IIIIIIIIIIIIF you - refuse to vote for me,
You read too much
You think too hard
You're just one of those people.

I will - be praying at the shrine
For God to heal those marred by intelligent design.

Knowledge is so overrated - Who needs brains when you have brawn?
SHOW your foes you're quick to fight once you've determined that they're wrong.

Don't volunteer or aid your neighbors - We will just make fun of you.
Stay at home and make us babies - to replace our army troops.

Don't say that
Don't read that
Ban all that
Distresses me!

I wish I
could fire
all of you - who disagree!

Do you like
climate change?
We've got more for you.

Dontcha think
melted snow
makes a pretty view.

Polar Bears
No one cares
If there's just a few.

After all -
There's nothing we can do.

You want change
Well I've got
What you're looking for.

We'll-have new
enemies,
And a holy war.

We will spend
like we never have
SPENT before!

Wait and see - -Obama thinks that he's so smart,
But he can't tell Mc Cain and Bush apart!

Don't you listen
Just dismiss him.

I - don't give a damn
if I can pass
your lame exam

Since when do those in power need to know really know that much? No!

Blinders on
Straight ahead
Stay upon that horse!

Hold on tight
Don't let go
Gotta stay the course!

Stay the course!

Stay the course!

Ta Dahhhhh!

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• Sarah
• Palin
• Chipmunk
• William
• Tell
• Overture
• Bush
• Biden
• McCain
• Todd
• witch
• doctor
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• Lyrics

[Houseplant19]

Priceless!  Congrads!

[AntiFemminista]

AHAH! That was awesome, funny and true, did you make the video yourself or just uploaded it ? Anyway congrats, thats a really funny video!

[Zorchalate]

The finale of the William Tell Overture doesn't quite go like this at the very end; they left that out which was too bad. Other than that, though, very creative and I enjoyed it immensely.

Matthew S. (screen name: Zamunda Zorchalate)

[OrganNLou]

Sad part is Palin Lives by all this crap!

[logancee]

that was really funny. lol

i loved it

[clwaltz]

That rocked! Needed the boost. Off to go get more FL Early voters!!

[sean163686]

You're quite the lyricist!

Great job :)

[GalaxieGrrl]

Brilliant!!

[aja4079]

This is so good! Creative, different, smart, funny, someone should hire you!

[HughJeeNJ]

I love it!!!!!!!

[squishykim]

that was coool

[7jack7]

Love the ending!

Ta-Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!