Trap it Like it's Hot - Canucks Rap

Entry into the Ultimate Canucks Search contest. The sequel to "Trapper's Delight" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqSMft...

FULL LYRICS BELOW:
[Intro]
Louuuuuuuuuuuu..
Louuuuuuuuuuuu..

[Chorus]
When Bobby Lou's in the net ma
Stoppin' all the shots (x3)
When Mitchell gets in front of ya
Blockin' all the shots (x3)
And if Nazzy gets ahead of you
Takin' all the shots (x3)
I got the "C" on my chest, and I'm scorin' each game
Cause I get all my passes from Pinky and the Brain

[Kesler]
Uh! I'm a fast dude, with some fast moves
See me blast through, see me pass you?
Other forwards, you don't have a chance
I'll check you tighter than Dave Pratt's leather pants.

[Naslund & Sedins]
The captain, the wrister is my gizzame
Playing on a line with Pinky and the Brizzane
When were on the ice, we be keepin' goalies bizzay
Cyclin' that puck, in the corner t'ill your dizzay

[Luongo]
Louie can't be beat, I stone everyone I meet
Wit a glove that'll rob you like a mugger on the street
So don't try to run into my crease thinkin that, you're a scoring threat
Trying to fill my net
Cuz I'll stop you each time so you won't forget
You should think about it, take a second (DING)
Matter fact, you should make that three
And think before you try to put a puck past me

[Chorus]
When Bobby Lou's in the net ma
Stoppin' all the shots (x3)
When Mitchell gets in front of ya
Blockin' all the shots (x3)
And if Nazzy gets ahead of you
Takin' all the shots (x3)
I got the "C" on my chest, and I'm scorin' each game
Cause I get all my passes from Pinky and the Brain

[AV]
The name's Vigneault, but y'all knew that
It is what it is; yeah I had to do that
I crack jokes, and I juggle all of my lines
All except for the top line, yeah that's the best line
Ain't no other way to say the things I wanna say
One game at a time, and every other cliche

[Cooke]
C -- double O -- K to the E
Public enemy number one, that's me
I can't live it, just give it, so don't forgive it
See I specialize in making all the Wild get livid

[Shorty & Tom]
Time for Shorty, and Tom Larscheid
The pucks about to drop, right here and were live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
Keslers on a line with Brad Izzibizzle
Playing with the Hizzle, the Dizzle, and the Nizzle.
Nucks for the cup, now fans here we gizzo

[Chorus]
When Bobby Lou's in the net ma
Stoppin' all the shots (x3)
When Mitchell gets in front of ya
Blockin' all the shots (x3)
And if Nazzy gets ahead of you
Takin' all the shots (x3)
I got the "C" on my chest, and I'm scorin' each game
Cause I get all my passes from Pinky and the Brain

[Outro]
Louuuuuuuuuu
Louuuuuuuuuu

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[stlfatman]

I'm not even a 'Nucks fan, and I still love this, freakin' hilarious! Luongo RULES!

[GrewalSg1]

flames suck

[NasreenN101]

right now it should be "Scoring cause they're hot" the trap game is long gone :)

[dc619]

Only took 40+ years..

[totallytempo]

...yea they suck enough to win the presidents trophy!

[Eshawn288]

So i was on NHL.com today. How come the Wild aren't in the top 8 and Canucks are #1 in the League?, plus nux have a 7 point lead on detriot in the west. oh btw Luongo is un defeated in regulation for past 19 games.

[Wh33lzZzZ]

Classless idiot. 

[dangleman1]

this video is suppose to be all in good fun and humour, no need to point out facts and try to make an argument with someone.

[SuperSuperLouie]

Someone make something like this for the current roster! We have awesomeness going down on the ice these days...

[lundion]

Grow up dude

[MinnWildFan24]

So at the Wild game I was at on Tuesday. How come Rick Rypien is such a bitch. Can't even control himself, plus he lost two fights to Staubits. What a puss. Go grow some balls. Oh btw we won 6-2 and Lungo sucked some D. USA, go back and die Canucks